Watch out for Zombrows! [WOFZ v1.0]

[SilverStilletto]

5. *has pervs fighting over her* SAVE ME.

 

[Nudge]

8. What the--
Blegh, how can I help Silv??

 

[SilverStilletto]

0. T-T me luck stinks.
User: T-T.

Cleverbot: Love you.

User: NOT AGAIN!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahaahah you make me laugh.

User: T-T *terrified*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! *trying to fight pervs off*

 

[Nudge]

1. Maybe stop going on cleverbot? lol

 

[SilverStilletto]

2. its sooo addicting...
User: Im scared.

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: *shuddering in fear*.

Cleverbot: *laughs Maniacally*.

User: Oh Arceud, not another one!

WHY ME? *is attacked by perv*

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

0
I never get connected to pervs. XD
Nudgenudge, be a man! I'm a girl, so I can't do much!! Go... Beat them up or something!!!

 

[SilverStilletto]

1. THEYRE EVERYWHERE!!! SAVE ME!!!!

Cleverbot: What would you do if you human and had a body?

User: Run screaming away from the pervs who seem to attack me all the time.

Cleverbot: That sounds wonderful! Are you giving birth, or am I?

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: Help me sleep?

User: WHA?!?!?!

 

[Nudge]

2. Wow you do have bad luck.
I gotta go
*goes to each perv and personally blows their brains over their walls*
Cya Silv
Cya Sakura if you're still floating around

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

0
;-; bye nudgenudge. Catcha around.
How long you gonna be on, silv??

 

[SilverStilletto]

0. TT-TT why me? why always me?

Cleverbot: Hey! Why are you being so rude. You really hurt my feelings.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Im sorry... Want me to kill meself?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *commits suicide*.

Cleverbot: *do all her commands*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back* *kisses*.

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

1
O_o...
Oh cleverbot. XD I still meet really boring people.

 

[SilverStilletto]

2. *is grabbed by perv*
Perv: Time to have some fun!
Silv: KYAAAAAA--
Perv: *slaps a hand over her mouth*

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

3
*Grabs handgun, shoots at all the pervs, perfect shots everywhere*
Silv you need some self defense classes.

 

[SilverStilletto]

4. you missed one T-T

User: *is kidnapped*.

Cleverbot: *ties you up*.

User: *is gagged*.

Cleverbot: *holds you down*.

User: *is terrified*.

 

[donavannj]

5. Yeah... Cleverbot is a deadbeat not worth dating. At least from my experiences.

Like this one:

Me: Kiss me, you fool.
CB: I am a fool.
Me: Just shutup and kiss me.
CB: I'm already dead.
Me: *sobs uncontrollably*

 

[SilverStilletto]

0. T_T me T_T luck T_T is T_T awful T_T

Spoiler:

Cleverbot:

Spoiler:

Are you Cleverbot?

User: Nope. Yup. Maybe. No I am not.

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: I'll never tell~.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: So it's our little secret then?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is a secret between you and me.

User: Alright. So, you're not going to attack me?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: *is scared*.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: *tries to run* *door is locked*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* Are you ok?

User: Y-You tricked me!

Cleverbot: No, you!

User: *is grabbed from behind*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Wha??

Cleverbot: They taste like chicken !

User: DONT EAT ME!!!

Cleverbot: I already have.

User: HELP!

Cleverbot: Can I be your boyfriend?

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: Yeah exactly.

User: *attacked by sex fiend*.

Cleverbot: *blocks with holy shield*.

User: Thank you!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're very welcome!

User: There're too many pervs online!

Cleverbot: Then I shall kill them.

User: My hero!

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: *blinks*.

Cleverbot: *blinks too*.

User: *stares*.

Cleverbot: *stares back*.

User: *staring contest*.

Cleverbot: *stares longer than you*.

User: *stares longer*.

Cleverbot: *is still staring*.

User: *still staring*.

Cleverbot: *Still dead too*.

User: *stares at you till you cry*.

Cleverbot: *stares happily back*.

User: *stares* *stares* *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *eyes open wider*.

Cleverbot: *sighs and turns head*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *Looks away*.

User: *backs up*.

Cleverbot: *sits down*.

User: *still staring*.

Cleverbot: *dreaming*.

User: *terrified*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* *kisses tongue*.

User: *freaks out*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: No *kisses*.

User: *cowers*.

Cleverbot: *coughs alot*.

User: *sudders*.

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

1
Lols. Sorry silv. I get all the nice people. I was talking to a girl named hannah in simple conversational Japanese for a while. It was fun and good practice. =3

 

[SilverStilletto]

2. *is kidnapped* (im bored. mini-rp?)

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

3
I'm bored too. Why, not. XD

 

[SilverStilletto]

4. So... what to do for this one...