Weird Scenario

[DarkKnight541]

Picture this, you wake up one day to find that everyone dresses formally and is absolutely polite all the time, including yourself. The only music that anyone listens to is opera, and during any free time everyone just cleans and presses their formal clothes. Everyone wears smiles, but they are almost ploastic looking. What would you do? Give in and let it take control of you or try to fight it?

 

[kingofjokers]

fight it and pinch myself to try and wake up or move to the ghetto of Chicago:) .

 

[Zennerick]

Is this a trick question? o_0

 

[Spinor]

I would reintroduce rock to the public, grab the antiinterdimensional case with an album of DragonForce inside, and convert them all to rockers.

Or give in a kill a mouse if the case doesn't work.

 

[Xairmo]

All hail Big Brother!

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength​

 

[HoneyBubbles]

Go with the flow, man~ :O
Oh wait. I hate opera. Forget this. :<

 

[sanny the hedgehog]

just rebel with rock n' roll and a lot of unpractical jokes

 

[Raven-NAR-32450]

I would go downtown, purchase a handgun, and once i had said handgun in my possession, i would then proceed to blow my brains out all over the place.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

I'll probably slap my face many times, chant "this is not real", and make the Voodoo dance.

 

[UltimaLink007]

I'd take My Led Zeppelin CD Collection, sneak into the nearest radio station, and start broadcasting their beauteous music. When people all over discover that a void in their lives has been filled by the Gods of Rock themselves, they will change slowly into an acceptable mold. Life would go on, where everyone could be happy without being fake or "perfect."

 

[Idiot!]

No food at all?! I'll die in no time.

 

[jokercard333]

Haha I Have Often Wonder Myself What Had Happened To The More Formal Era Of Things, It May Sound Ridiculous But I Watch a lot Of Early Films Just To Kind Of Imagine The Time Frame. I Enjoyed The Fact That Everyman Had Mutiple Layers On All Of The Time, A Hat And A Tie Just To Look Formal. But Then Again I Have Twenty First Century Needs Such As Painless Electro Pulse Hair Removal Systems And A Machine That Cooks My Eggs, Toasts My Bread, Frys My Bacon, And Makes Coffee All At The Same Time!

 

[Penguin13]

First off.. Joker, do you think you could stop capitalizing EVERY word? I know these forums aren't exactly an essay.. But still. Capitals are reserved for the beginning of sentences, proper nouns, and emphasis on words. Other than the horrible grammar aspect of it, it's a bit hard and annoying to read.

But my thoughts on this topic:

I would LOVE this.

 

[jokercard333]

haha my bad it's a terrible habit to hit the shift key at the beginning of every word, but If you didn't get the facetiousness of my statement I'd have to agree.... again sorry haha

 

[Eucliffe]

Hmm. Interesting scenario.

I'd act like everyone else, so I wouldn't be considered "different", but in reality I'd be plotting ways to change all of this, so everyone is similar in a freakish sort of way. And, of course, I'd try to rid the world of Opera first (don't flame me or anything, but I just really don't like Opera music >.>).

And, since I'm a bit of a rebel in real life, that leads even more to the point that I'll try and fight it off.

 

[Legobricks]

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Maybe I'd kill everyone.

 

[Rogue planet]

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I would kill everyone.

Fixed.
The politeness part would be an improvement though, no more yobs! =D

 

[Mitchman]

Ouch that would be scary. You see i cant listen to opera or dress formal. The last time i tired that i was called gay got ignored by every girl that wanted some at that wedding and from that day on i dressed formal but with a touch of rock look. Now i get that chance.
Anyway lol that would be effin scary. No freaky. No just play nightmare. I would seriosuly try to snap every out of it with metallica. If that dont work ill try beer. If that doesnt work then for every guy ill try girls. Now if all 3 dont work its time for a little violence. But i doubt it would get that out of hand after beer. I mean every loves a good pint!

 

[Virtual Chatot]

That's exactly how my life is now? D:
I don't even watch television anymore, I usually have it turned to the opera channel.
Cargo pants, ftw xD

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

I wouldn't mind it too much. May change the music, but that's all... *Everyone stares at me*... Umm, I mean rebel.