What are some stupid things you used to believe when you were a little child?

I believe Microsoft was made by the devil! And I still do sweeties! XD

I use to believe in the toothfairy. XD One time I tried to catch it with a bug catcher net like Link in Zelda 3. XD
 
I used to believe that we were all living in a dollhouse. Like there are bigger people controlling us and it keeps getting bigger and bigger and we controlled smaller people and so on. I also believed that there were cameras all over the place and we are just some sick joke for people to watch O_O

I also thought that if you stepped out of your house or something little people start running around and using your stuff. There are a lot of other things too.
 
I used to try to summon the undead. I spent nights at the local cemetery trying to make an army.

Who says I stopped, though? O.O
 
Shadow of Ash said:
I used to believe many, many stupid things

-That you could stand on clouds
- Babies were made as soon as you signed a paper after getting married *hits forehead*
- If you ran fast enough and then jumped you could fly
- People lived in TVs
- There was something living in our apartment's closet
- If you knew something was going to get you hide under the cover
There are other things, I just can't remember right now...
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Just remembered another...I used to believe that when I grew up I was going to be a pirate. <_<
 
I used to believe that apes ruled the world...though I might do still. O_O

AND that there was a ladder that you could climb up to go onto the clouds and they you'd go into a magical land where people sang songs all the time and animal could talk and....
 
My little brother believes that rats are made from tar. (rat backwords is tar)
 
I believed that when the Emergency Broadcast System test came on, the TV/radio was broken.
 
MewMan said:
I used to beleive many stupid things.

1. I used to beleive that if you took the memory card out of the PlayStation then all the save files on it would dissapear.

2. I used to beleive that there was a self-destruct button on everything.

3. I used to beleive that the internet was an encyclopedia that was controlled by buttons.

4. I used to beleive that when thunder boomed it was God moving his furniture.

5. I used to beleive that if you took a towel off of a gas cooker (even when it was off) then gas would come out and there would be an explosion.

6. I used to think you need a liscense to have a shower since I always had a bath.

7. I used to think that an airplane was about the size of a bus.

I'll write more as I remember them.
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8. I used to beleive that if you watched the TV for ages you're eyes would go square. I checked in the mirrior every morning, just in case.

9. You know the white lines that are left in the sky after planes fly by? Every time I saw one of them, I used to think spring had come.

10. I used to beleive that adults spoke 'grown up language' because when my mom spoke to other adults she talked quickly and I also picked out the words 'and she says'. The once, I asked her when I was going to learn grown up language. :D
 
Great thread! xD;

1. My mom used to tell me that if you poked a pimple, it'll rot and creat a crater in your skin. o.o;

2. I used to believe that if I spun in a circle 5 times, then pointed at a picture of a mermaid, I'll turn into one... >.>;

3. I used to believe that if your peeled an apple in front of a mirror in midnight, you'll see your future husband.

4. I used to think that dolls were become alive if you keep talking to them. O.O;

5. I believe, and still do... that there are 'things' living in the mirror. o.o;
 
That there was a fat guy. That climbs down chimmies and lives present.
Hes FAT! He can't fit through the chimmies!
 
MewMan said:
8. I used to beleive that if you watched the TV for ages you're eyes would go square. I checked in the mirrior every morning, just in case.

9. You know the white lines that are left in the sky after planes fly by? Every time I saw one of them, I used to think spring had come.

10. I used to beleive that adults spoke 'grown up language' because when my mom spoke to other adults she talked quickly and I also picked out the words 'and she says'. The once, I asked her when I was going to learn grown up language. :D
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11. I used to think Cadbury land (UK) was a factory made out of chocolate.

12. Not sure why, but I thought that videos were around $200 each
 
I can only think of a couple...I used to believe in the Tooth Fairy, and I used to think mermaids and fairies were real. :P I think a lot of it was inspired by the film "The Little Mermaid" - I used to be obsessed with it! I also used to believe that my toys came to life when I wasn't there. XD
 
I use to think only the super mega rich people could make one hundred bucks XD I use to think think everything I lose a tooth it meant I was one year closer to death....I was a weird little boy XD
 
Omg...I just remembered XD!
my friend in L.A claimed that when we were little, I used to believe that this one tree was like a god or something, and that I named it Serena...then one day they cut it down and I asked for a burial service o____o
 
I used to believe 1+1=7 1/2 ...wait i still do OMGGGGG
 
Now i get to make myself look like a fool! XD Anyway I have a long list of things. I used to think that:
Fruit Gushers actually changed your head into a fruit. (I still stay away from them lol)
Little witches would crawl up the side of my bed and pinch and stabb my butt when i slept faced towards the wall (Thats got to be the dumbest).
A skeleton was in my closet
Santa was Jesus
Trains would smash through my room and kill me while i was asleep (we used to live by railroad tracks.)
That there was a whole 'nother world inside the T.V. (animated i mean)
That armies of mice lived under my bed.

There are many,many more....O_o
 
Shadow of Ash said:

- If you ran fast enough and then jumped you could fly
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lol been playing a bit to much mario eh?

well i really didn't believe in any stuff well that i can remember
 
I still beleive that when I grew my big fangy like teeths I turned into a vampire....I also still believe that santa exists....because whenever I put down a carrot for rudolph(nobody in my family likes carrots except me!) I woke up to find a chewed carrot......and anyway..if saint nicholas lived and santa was ol' saint nick....santa once had a carrer in christmas pressie giving.....HE REALLY DID LIVE!!!!
 
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