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What did your pokemon really say to N?

adamant57

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    We've all been through this scene. But what did your pokemon really tell N? Lets get creative people! I'll give an example

    N: Tell me about your trainer
    Porygon: *Dial up connection sounds*
    N: Okay, not the answer I was expecting...
     
    N: Tell me about your trainer.
    Emboar: Me no like you. ME KILL YOU NEXT BATTLE!!!
    N: O_o
     
    Mine would be like this

    N: Tell me about your trainer
    Flora(My Serperior): CREEPER!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY TRAINER YOU CREEPER!!! (Uses Vine Whip mercilessly)
    N: (Covered in red and green marks from Vine Whip) OW!!!!!! EVIL POKEMON!!!!!!! (Runs awaaayyyyyyyy)
    Me: 0-o..... Who was that guy any ways? He was kinda...ok he had creeper written all over him.
    Flora: Told you so.
     
    I expect it went like this:

    N: Tell me about your trainer.
    Samurott: He doesn't talk much, but at least he gives me food and stuff, and that huge city was fun.
    N: Hmm, I noticed that too, is he mute or something?
    Samurott: I don't think so, he just kinda... doesn't talk.
    N: Oh. Your pokemon seems to like you.
    Me: .................. ???
     
    Snivy: She is really OCD and grooms and cleans me all the time. Dont I look so very nice? I like her.
     
    N: Tell me about your trainer
    Samurott: I don't need to tell you
    N: Why not?
    Samurott: Because i don't like you
    N: ok then.
     
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    N: Tell me about your trainer.

    magneton: magne-ton-ton mag-mag ne tonn!

    N: Tell me about your trainer.

    magneton: magne-ton-ton mag-mag ne tonn!
     
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    N: Tell me about your trainer.
    Charki(Jolteon): Um... I like him and he brags about me a lot, but... Why does he think I smell like peanut butter? What is peanut butter? Most of the time it's like I'm the trainer...
    N: ... Any more questions?
    Charki: Why does he talk like he doesn't know if he's living in the 70's or 90's?
    Me: Hey bro, can I have my Pokémon back yet G? You jelly of our totally tight relationship?
    N: ... I ask you return to not speaking.
     
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    N: Luxray, how do you feel about Steino?
    Luxray: He poisons me to activate Guts and Facade.
    N: ...You... Moralless MONSTER!

    N: Archeops, do you think Steino´s a good trainer?
    Archeops: Sure, he treats me fine, at least until my health gets down to 50%. Then suddenly I don´t exist anymore.
    N: ...You... Insensitive MONSTER!

    N: Chandelure, do you feel like defending Steino, after all the painful testimonies from your teammates?
    Chandelure: He just uses me to Imprison other Trick Room users, so not really...
    N: ...
     
    N: Gigalith how do you feel about your trainer?
    Gigalith: This is a nice cave... this is a nice cave, you what a nice cave looks like? There's one right here.
    N: Oh... yeah that's cool.

    He's a bit quirky, and highly curious.
     
    Snivy: Nice hat..*grabs hat* Om nom nom..Tastes good too..Now what did you want?

    N:... Do you like your trainer? 0.0. And that hat was a gift from my mommy! Wahhh *walks away crying..*

    Me: ...*shrugs* When do we get to go to that cute Elesas town?

    Snivy: Nom nom..
     
    N: Tell me about your trainer
    Serperior: He picked me up from a small box after I was forced into there by a female human.
    N: A BOX?!
    Serperior: He also owns a pokémon which can travel through time.
    N: Now you're just making things up, everyone knows there's no such thing as Celebi
    Zoroark: That's not true, my best friend happens to be a Cele-
    N: Oh, so where's this infamous Celebi then?
    Zoroark: In the box
    N: Do I look like a moron? Goodbye.
     
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    N: tell me about your trainer.
    Tyranatar: he told me when I see you to viciously murder you.

    N: (runs away)
     
    N:Tell me about yer trainer.
    Oshawott: Oh look I am playing with my food oops.
     
    N: Tell me about your trainer.
    Darmanitan: He's about to dump me in his box. Forever.
    N: I see. So he likes you and you like him? Like friends?
    Darmanitan: That's not what I said!

    Seriously, he asked it right after I decided I didn't need my Darmanitan anymore.
     
    N: Hey, Zebstrika. Tell me about your Trainer.
    Zebstrika: He's replacing me with a freaking Eelektross.
     
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