What do you say when you pick up the phone? XD

[Ningyo Hime]

" Hewwo! Hewwo! " ^^;
" LIEK HELLO! " =D;
" Miroku-sama's Fangirl ish speaking! " ^o~
And if it's for my parents I always say, " Hello, Nashi Nai speaking! " X3;

 

[Mari]

"'Ewwo!" or "Eyyo!" X3;
"Hiya!" and "Hi! Guess who I' am!" [they always know, but I <3 saying that x3~]

Me ish bored with the original 'hello' so I often say lots of different shtuff.

 

[AngelWolfie]

I usually say hello, but sometimes I say hi.

 

[Otura]

I just give them a very unenthusiastic "Hi" flatly............that's it.

 

[Erik]

I just act like I can't speak english .. only if its telemarketers. Or better yet, yell to the side of the phoe telling "Bob" To get back in his cage.

 

[愛Forgotten Angel愛]

Hmm, well, if it's my family I just say "HI!", but if I know it's one of my "friends" I usually say something like "The line is currently busy. For only 75 cents you can leave your name and number, and Quest will call you when the line is no longer busy." Then they hang up, most of the time...

 

[Chiyo]

Sometimes I say really quickly, "Hello who is it?"
And other times when someone I don't like is calling, I yell out loud, "Oh my god! Britney Spears! Give me your autograph!" and hang up. If it is someone I like, I say, "Hello."
If it is someone I hate, I say, "Hello goodbye." But sometimes if I don't bother to see the number I say simply, "Hi."

 

[NiNGi]

I always say pronto o.O'
Well, always, till I came in England so now I have to say hello or something... xD

 

[Jesus Freak Josh]

I just say:

"Yep?"
"Yello?"
"Hello?"
"Hey!"
"A-YES?!"

And my favourite:
"Ahoy, hoy!"

 

[Breakout]

I just say 'hello', or if its someone I know I might say 'speak'.

 

[Nine]

"City Morgue, how may I help you?"
"What the hell do you want?"
"Whatever it is, the answer is no."

 

[Snivi]

You kill it, we grill it! or most of the time just Hello XD

 

[Shinin]

I say Hello, what do you want? or I say nothing and wait for them to say something.

 

[Rhykasho]

I normally just say hello (not very original really) :D

 

[Imakuni?]

"Moshi, Moshi!"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"No. I dont want what your selling."
"HELLOOO? A-yes! Yessssss, I had a stroooooooke!"
"What the hell do you want?"
"Lansing city morgue, you kill it, we chill it!"
"Nicholas residence"
"hello, dan speaking"

 

[Frost]

i say "we dont want any!" or "WAZZZZZZZUP?!?!"

 

[Phantom_Bugsy]

"Who are you and what do you want with me?!"
"I don't want any!"
"...no."
"I LOVE YOU."
Or sometimes just "Hello". XD

 

[Stacee]

Offtopic: Hi Phantom_Bugsy!!!

On topic: I say 'yello?'
I could say 'Yo' or 'yup'

 

[Samuri Scearious]

Here's how you answer the phone in my hood: "WHO IS IT?!"
There's cruler stuff...

"WTF do you want?"

 

[O]

TO Advertisers...

Me-Hello
Advertiser- Is this *my phone number*
Me- I don't know, you're the one that called.

Too Random People
Me- Hello.... *big gap*
Guy- Can I speak to...
Me- Sorry I'm away right now, please leave a message after the tone *presses button on phone to make a beep sound*
Guy- *starts introducing himself**presses pound*
Me- Sorry, please record the message again.
Guy- *gets annoyed and introduces himself again* *pound*
Me- Haha, I tricked you.