What do you say when you pick up the phone? XD

[Dawson]

I usually wait like 15 seconds. After the person who's calling says 'is anybody there' I say 'What are you, Stupid? If nobody was here you wouldn't be talking...idiot' Then they hang up and I laugh XD

 

[Dark Sora]

I usually wait like 15 seconds. After the person who's calling says 'is anybody there' I say 'What are you, Stupid? If nobody was here you wouldn't be talking...idiot' Then they hang up and I laugh XD

XD! Pure genius. I should do that, sometime XD

 

[ravenstorture]

I just say "Hello" or "Hey". o.o;

 

[Alexander the great v2]

Home phone: " Hello?"
Mobile:" WASUPPPPPPPPPPPPP" or " YO, WASUPPPP!"

 

[Porygon]

Mwar, the typical "hello?"

But I have call display, so if I see a number from someone I know, sometimes I'll say something like "Hello, this is McDonalds. How may I help you?"

Or something even crazier I'd rather not repost XP

 

[Spoiled]

When I pick up my cell
phone, I say, "Speak!"

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Here was one of the best moments of my life:

Me: Caffiend Enterprises, how may I help you?
Person: May I speak to _________(blanked out for person's protection)
Me: Please hold.
*me singing in the backround for waiting music*
Me: I'm sorry, but the person you requested is taking the express elevator up to the top floor. I'm afraid this isn't going to end well.
Person: WHAT?! That's my lawyer!
Me: Don't worry, we get this alot around here. It was probably just stress.
*dial tone*

 

[Forest Grovyle]

I just say "hello" :P The one time I didn't and said something else, it wasn't who I thought it was on the other end of the phone and the person who it was ended up going "Wha...?" XD That was rather embarassing - so it's back to plain old "hello" now! ;)

 

[Lil' Schu]

First I say "Hello." Then if it's a:
Friend: Oh, hey. How are you?
Someone wanting to talk to my parents: Hang on, I'll go get them.
(Those ever-annoying SPAMmy) Advertising companies: I'm sorry. Your phone call has not been accepted. Never call back here again, and I won't do this again. Thank you, and goodbye. (Except it's in an annoying voice. XD)
Someone I don't know: May I ask who this is?

I just love talking to advertisers. XD

 

[IceKitten]

I just say ''Hello, who is it?''

I remain anonymous, ph33r!

 

[Freenaturearts]

Depending on if it's for my sister or me, I say

" Hello, this DMR's photo bug on mug shots of eepers and peepers, if this Phone call is for melina please leave me the message, if it's for me do the same thing hahahaha."
" Hello, This is FreeNaturearts, if you have the wrong number again I'm more then ticked XD"
"Hiya ! Whats up guys?"
"Hello who am I speeking with"
"Hello, FNA here, who might I welcome today?"

And there all used depending on who's nuber it is o.o.
Sometimes I say the wrong one and get the person on the line laughing there butt offXD.

 

[Lust]

I just say "Hello" except when I know that my friends are pranking me. Then I just play along and prank them back.

 

[Himeko]

I don't always pick up the phone, but when I do I say~ " Moshi moshi! " XD
" Donata desu ka. "
And sometimes, " Hello, hello...BYE! " o_O;

 

[Miyu-chan]

*STICKY*

Tis the poll of the week, congrats! =3

 

[Tsukasa]

since i dont have collar I.D. i pick up the phone and say "Who's speaking!?"

 

[Shining Mew]

Im unoriginal... all I say is "Hello?" or if I bother to look at the caller ID and its someone in my family or a good friend ill say something stupid :P

 

[Kayleigh]

Usually I just say 'Hello?', but if it's someone like my aunt calling then I'll say something silly. She almost always does! XD I'll also disguise my voice when I'm talking to my brother sometimes... It's really funny.

 

[Jeremy]

w00t! My thread got sticky-stickie! ^0^ XD

Sweeties, I said this a few times when I pick up the phone,
"Wasabi Co, hoew meh help ju?" I had a fake accent when I said that. XD

 

[Teara]

Well, it dependz on my mood. I'm uzually cheerful zo I zay "yellow" in a perky tone. (^^;;;;;;;;;;;) But if I get a call in the morning I zay zomething uncomprehenzable that zort of zoundz like "mwellho..." Zorta << It tranzlatez to "Call me early in the morning again and you'll be beaten over the head with a chair"^_^
When I"m juzt feeling zo-zo I juzt zay "hello?" though.

 

[Mandy-Chan]

Mostly I just say 'hello' but here and there I say 'yellow' or 'jello' XD
*~Mandy~*