What If I Told You....

[NixChill]

here are the ropes
the poster posts something that they would do, know about, something weird or anything else. then the next poster posts what they would do if they found out that.
example:
Poster 1:what if I told you that i am your father
Poster 2: then I would kill myself. what if I told you that I have no friends?
and so on. so without further ado i will start the game.

what if i told you that i only wanted a job to sell hotdogs at a baseball game because i only want to get in the game for free

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I would laugh at how pathetic you are... what a weakling.

What if I told you I stole money from the bank?

 

[google123]

i would slap you and tell you give the money back

what if i told you SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!(smosh)

 

[halcyonic]

Then instead, I'll tape your mouth up. What if I told u I own Team Plasma?

 

[diab_low]

Then I'll call Team Rocket for a showdown.

What I I told you that I was a Hurstville Underground rapper.

 

[TY]

Then i challenge you to a rap battle

What if i told you that i am the creator of NFS

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I have several NFS games but I would say that I would play them more.

What if I told you that Facebook is to hard to handle?

 

[TY]

Then i would destroy it...

What if i told you i am Emile Heskey (specially made for Snorlax xD)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then I'd unfriend you instantly

What if I told you that I live in Japan?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then I would make you all kawaii (cute).

What if I told you I actually work for WikiLeaks?

 

[halcyonic]

Then you're just as mad as hell. What if I told u I killed Ash's Pikachu?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then Ash would not be pleased. (And I see what you did there...)

What if I never used memes at all?

 

[google123]

i would be mad as hell and tell you
Y U NO PUT MEMES IN YOU SIGNATURE?

what if i told you ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going

 

[NixChill]

then i would completely agree and puke when someone says the word "naked"
what if i told you that im batman?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then everyone will love you to death.

What if I told you that Australia was a terrible place to visit?

 

[Affliction]

Then WHY DO YOU LIVE THERE?!

What if I told you I owned more than 1 Umbreon (Which I do)

 

[Hikamaru]

Then fans of the other Eeveelutions would hate you.

What if I told you that memes are worthless and are only there to make you laugh?

 

[google123]

id say at least they have a purpose
what if i told you pokemon could aquire illneses like asthma?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then Pokemon would get so sick they can't be trained.

What if I told you that I was not known as the Crazy Oshawott Girl?