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What if Pokemon where real

Lapras. So I could keep the gits OUT of MY Neighborhood Pool...XD And I love it. I'd go surfing with it, lots of lakes where I live.
Squirtle. It's so adorable, and it's water type. It'd be my friend, not used for battling.
Blastoise, for battling with my friend, who's big on fire pokemon.
Feraligatr, also for battling, it's a gigantic Croc. I'd go to the everglades and start whipping some gater arse.
Milotic, for whipping some fa...homosexual arse.(I hope Ruby sees this)
Vaporeon and Glaceon for a duel water and ice type pwnage. A great team for roaming around the land and fighting anyone who decided they were smart mouthed.
Poliwrath and Politoad for an epic frog power team. A great team for some tough wrestling.
Gyarados for just swimming with, fighting with, and burning stuff with. ^_^
Sneasal and Weaville, for doing hoodlum stuff with. ^_^
Abomasnow. Who doesn't want a giant hairy ball of snow that can destroy a city with blizzards and earthquakes?
Probobly more water types and such. Maybe a few Ice types. I'd just want an army. >:3
 
Palkia. I could Spatial Rend to the Pokemon dimension to catch more. Or I could stay on earth and start the apocalypse by ripping apart the fabric of reality with the aforementioned attack. :3
 
Dragonite and Jolteon
They're just absolutely the best of the best in my opinion.
Training from Dratini and Eevee would be fun too =3
 
I've never seen this thread before. </srcsm>
Sarcasm aside, if Pokemon came to life, I would be very concerned about:
1: The fact that all religions and beliefs would be false due to there being
superpowered animals jumping out of video games, cancelling out anything
that anyone has ever believed.
2: My apartment complex would become destroyed by a 'wild Pokemon'
3: Having a pet that could easily burn up/kick/drown/crush/etc. my ass.

Then again, I'm a worrier. ^_^
 
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