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What if Pokemon where real

Ice_Emperor

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    Lapras. So I could keep the gits OUT of MY Neighborhood Pool...XD And I love it. I'd go surfing with it, lots of lakes where I live.
    Squirtle. It's so adorable, and it's water type. It'd be my friend, not used for battling.
    Blastoise, for battling with my friend, who's big on fire pokemon.
    Feraligatr, also for battling, it's a gigantic Croc. I'd go to the everglades and start whipping some gater arse.
    Milotic, for whipping some fa...homosexual arse.(I hope Ruby sees this)
    Vaporeon and Glaceon for a duel water and ice type pwnage. A great team for roaming around the land and fighting anyone who decided they were smart mouthed.
    Poliwrath and Politoad for an epic frog power team. A great team for some tough wrestling.
    Gyarados for just swimming with, fighting with, and burning stuff with. ^_^
    Sneasal and Weaville, for doing hoodlum stuff with. ^_^
    Abomasnow. Who doesn't want a giant hairy ball of snow that can destroy a city with blizzards and earthquakes?
    Probobly more water types and such. Maybe a few Ice types. I'd just want an army. >:3
     
    Aether

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    Palkia. I could Spatial Rend to the Pokemon dimension to catch more. Or I could stay on earth and start the apocalypse by ripping apart the fabric of reality with the aforementioned attack. :3
     

    VanillaThunderbolt

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    Dragonite and Jolteon
    They're just absolutely the best of the best in my opinion.
    Training from Dratini and Eevee would be fun too =3
     

    Kerotan

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    I've never seen this thread before. </srcsm>
    Sarcasm aside, if Pokemon came to life, I would be very concerned about:
    1: The fact that all religions and beliefs would be false due to there being
    superpowered animals jumping out of video games, cancelling out anything
    that anyone has ever believed.
    2: My apartment complex would become destroyed by a 'wild Pokemon'
    3: Having a pet that could easily burn up/kick/drown/crush/etc. my ass.

    Then again, I'm a worrier. ^_^
     
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