What if you woke up in an asylum

I would ask "Why am I here?"

And try to figure out what is going on.
 
Meh, I'll just be my old cheery slash sleepy self.
 
I'd wake up, pause for a few moments, and then go "GAH, I KNEW IT". D; /shot
 
Well, be seriously confused. I know for a fact that I am NOT crazy. D:
 
...Probably spend some time contemplating the situation. Then cry. I somehow doubt there would be someone there to ask me questions. If there was, I would honestly be too scared to act out. The idea of being restrained, especially around strangers, terrifies me.
 
Well I definitely wouldn't start screaming, that would just give them more reason to think I'm crazy. I'd try and figure out why I'm there to start with, maybe if there's somebody who comes in to bring food or whatever I can explain to them that I don't know where I am and there must have been a mistake, and hopefully that gets me somewhere.
 
First stage: Denial. I would deny I am insane.
Second stage: Fit of anger while trying to squirm out of the straight jacket.
After calming down: "Well. This explains a lot about my life."
And hey, look on the bright side. Maybe if I'm lucky the nurse will be hot!
 
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