What if...?

[smithtism]

Then 17.45% of the Pokemon fanbase would die.

What if all Pokemon were hideous?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then Pokemon wouldn't be so popular as it is now.

What if Smith is secretly reading Pokemon Adventures?​

 

[smithtism]

Then I would be impressed that I could actually figure out how to read those backwards comics.

What if the next generation only had ten new Pokemon?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Not too hard.
Then fans would be disappointed.

What if some Pokemon fan decided to marry Reshiram?​

 

[smithtism]

Then Reshiram and justinrpg would be very happy together.

What if R/S/E will never have a remake?

 

[gameplayer56]

Then there would be a major drop in the fanbase.

What if this world had Pokemon instead of animals?​

 

[smithtism]

Then hunting would become an Olympic sport.

What the girl in GP56's signature was holding a Pokeball?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Forgot the if.
Then that's her Pokeball. (^Also, its still Latias, except in her human form).

What if Stunfisk could cook?​

 

[smithtism]

^ Wow, you actually figured out my joke.
Then he would cook up gourmet fish flakes.

What if Skitty's tail looked more like a hand than it does now?

 

[G-Virus]

Then Ambipom would sue him bad!

What if Gameplayer, Smith, and I all decided to have a pokemon battle wih our favorite pokemon?

 

[gameplayer56]

@Smith, What joke?
Then the battle would end in some awkward way.

What if Pokemon had a different name?​

 

[G-Virus]

Then fans would immediately complain that the names suck.


What if Lugia got made fun of as a kid?

 

[smithtism]

@GP56: Nevermind. :\
Then it would have an inferiority complex and people would feel bad about catching it.

What if Victini's ears looked more like a W than a V?

 

[G-Virus]

Then instead of V for victory then it'd be W for Win!

What if the chicken legs I'm cooking now are in fact from a Pidegeot?

 

[gameplayer56]

@Smith, No really, what was the joke about?
Then you, my friend, are a PokeKiller.

What if Pokemon could have jobs?​

 

[G-Virus]

^ But it smells so good while it's frying D:!

Then Sazandora's job would be an assassin.

What if my pet snake was in fact, a baby ekans?

 

[gameplayer56]

^Now..I'm concern about that Pidgeot.
Then you'll be the first real Pokemon Trainer.

What if Pokemon/Human marriages were legal, everywhere?​

 

[smithtism]

Then every religion in the world would be PO'd. * Even the cults that don't make sense.

What if Ash's Treecko has a flower in its mouth instead of a twig?

 

[G-Virus]

Then he's a Latin romancer.

What if my pet snake grew up into Arbok?


And yes, I'm being serious when I'm cooking chicken. That darn "Pidgeot" takes 15 minutes to fry

 

[gameplayer56]

^...
Then its time for you to get another pet.

What if Pokemon & some random anime show cross-over?​