What if....

[Hikamaru]

Then I'd start listening to their best songs again.

What if Australia permanently banned live cattle exports?

 

[mineox100]

Then I can't eat Australian meat!

What if pigs can fly?

 

[mineox100]

Then that mime would be fired!

What if soda took over the world?

 

[Adam Levine]

I'll faint 'cuz I hate cold soda.
What if LocoRocos started speaking English instead of Gibberish?

 

[kuzronk]

Then they would be speaking English and not Gibberish

What would happen if this thread didn't get posted in for over a month?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then this thread would be CLOSED.

Why won't the mods come?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then you're gonna destroy the world. EVIL.

What if Julian Assange broke free from prison?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then you will know that Hikari10 will not be happy. (And keep in mind he's under house arrest but had a short stint in prison beforehand)

What if Oshawott became the new mascot of Pokemon?

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

Then Pikachu will not be happy and seek out its revnge to the whole water-type Pokemon.

What if tomatoes rain everywhere if I sing?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then you better stop singing.

What if I win at life?

 

[Adam Levine]

Then...you're immortal!
What if ice never melts?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then Antarctica will stay the same.

What if nobody ever liked cheese?

 

[Adam Levine]

Then there will be no cows.
What if no one can whisper?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then if they are telling plots to blow up something they will be arrested.

What if ShadowExcadrill starts showing Heskey again... O_O

 

[Adam Levine]

Then...I'll be surprise...?
What if sailors never took boats and took airplanes instead?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then they became pilots.

What if there were no police?

 

[Limanya]

Then....0_0

You'd be already dead.


What if Beedrill could learn...A LOT OF PSYCHIC MOVES 0u0

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then Beedrill would be a psychic type.

What if an earthquake happens?

 

[Limanya]

Then i'd hope i'm not in that earthquake.

What if....Vriska didn't kill Tavros?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then Tavros would have killed Vriska.

What if homestuck was considered popular?