What if....

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then they might also be hacking construction signs.

What if there was a zombie apcolypse?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then the world will start crumbling, as seen in the documentary Life After People.

What if a new Pokemon anime based on the B2/W2 Trailer was released?

 

[Adam Levine]

Then f*** yes!
What if Keyboard Cat had a new name?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then I don't know what the new name will be... -_-

What if I kill you all?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then you will be jailed for murder.

What if my cute Oshawott was the guy who murdered the woman in the shower?

(I'm referring to Psycho)

 

[tajaros]

Then OSHAWOTT wouldn't be cute...

What if you were a GOD?

 

[Hikamaru]

I would make EVERYONE play Pokemon.

What if "Hikari10's Avatar Disapproves" became a meme?

 

[Treecko]

People would say it's a forced meme and probably not use it.

What if I owned a Miltank farm?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then you will be rich in PokeDollars.

What if "Hikari's Top Percentage Oshawott" became a meme?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I don't know what will happen, actually.

What if I'm going to have a bad time?

 

[tajaros]

Then your not gonna have a good time..

What if you discover that you were gay?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then I would cover the lie up. Yes, that was a lie. The cake is also a lie.

What if I had no feet?

 

[Hikamaru]

You wouldn't be able to walk.

What if Oshawott did not go from an otter to a sea lion when it evolves?

 

[tajaros]

Then it OSHAWOTT would be a beaver...

What if you wasted your time reading this?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then I'll be darned.

What if I was a noob here?

 

[tajaros]

Then were not noobs..

What if this is a stupid question?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Then it would come out with a stupid answer.

What if people forget about which thread is which?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Sure it will kiss you, but then it will try to murder you sometime!

What if I get a new sports car?

 

[tajaros]

Then you will give it to me..

What if I'm the ruler of the world?

 

[Hikamaru]

Then everyone will respect Magikarp.

What if Joey's top percentage Pokemon was not a Rattata?