What is the best Excuse you have ever heard?

Soph

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    Being at school, i have heard some magnificent excuses and it never fails to amuse me some of the things people come up with. i read about one teacher once who said the best excuse he ever heard was two boys who told him they were late because they 'couldnt find the school cos it was too foggy" well thats interetsing XD hahahahahahhaha!

    my favorite excuse is one my boyfreind told me which was really funny. they were supposed to be reading in english and he was writing to me; we live quite a way apart and only see eachother on holidays so we correspond by letters. ( he has no net acess.) anyway the teacher saw him writing anf got snarky and asked him why he was writing instead of reading, his response? "I am reading my heart and writing what is on it!" i thought tyhat was really good XD i have to try that one on my teacher some time...*giggles*....

    so anyway...what are some good excuses you have heard?
     
    I have made up some pretty good ones on the spot so many times, I wonder how I'm still in the top 15% of my class...XD

    the most notable one in my mind was a Monday and a major project (the kind where you need a trifold board and all that) was due that I never even got past the research step. I told the teacher that I was out of town over the weekend at my uncle's beach house. My project was i the car and I took it out to look for something. I left it on top of the car (don'tyou jsut hate when you really do that) and it flew into the ocean as we drove off...

    I think she really believed that one, but I still had to do a lecture to the class about the topic we had. but that was easy cuz i did the research anyways...
     
    hahahhahha....thats a good one.

    this girl in my class had to mke one up once we were suposed to have done an oral presntation on TV advertising and show a video of the commercial we chose. she didnt do it so she came in and said that she put the tape into the recorder but when she was watching it there was a blackout, the blackout really did happen actually, that was proven...but then she said when the power came back she tried to eject the video and the tape player ripped the inside of the tape and she couldnt bring it. the teacher just said 'well i havent heard that one yet. you have a 2 day extention. DO IT'. me i thought it was creative...XD
     
    My friend tumble_weed once made up a whole list of really good excuses. Half of them wouldn't be allowed here, but others included "I was hit by a bus" etc. I need to look up the list.
     
    Well, my first and only bf (can't say it's really real, since I was only 13), when he broke up with me, he said that his family gets cursed or something when he's in a relationship. When I was silent on the phone, he thought I was sad, but I was actually happy; I disliked having to give up my Saturdays for some person. I'm not really the loving type ;)
     
    lol. jedi_amara when u find the list please post the non-offensive ones XD i would love to see them.
     
    I'm too much of a hard-working goodie-goodie to have to resort to weird excuses ;p (but despite of that I'm still in the very bottom of my class... strange how you're the top of your class in junior high, and the next year you fall rock bottom to the bottom of the class x.x)

    but then once I've heard a rather mean but effective excuses back in junior high... a supposedly dead relative plus a few eyedrops as fake tears will get you through any assignment easily. However this is rather too low and disgraceful...
     
    frostweaver said:
    I'm too much of a hard-working goodie-goodie to have to resort to weird excuses ;p (but despite of that I'm still in the very bottom of my class... strange how you're the top of your class in junior high, and the next year you fall rock bottom to the bottom of the class x.x)

    but then once I've heard a rather mean but effective excuses back in junior high... a supposedly dead relative plus a few eyedrops as fake tears will get you through any assignment easily. However this is rather too low and disgraceful...
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    that one...everyone uses it so much the teachers here require a note as proof!
     
    I've seen this one on TV. A girl was acting really inattentive and then the teacher asked a question. The girl had raised her hand automaticall, and the teacher asked her to answer. The girl really did not hear the question... so she said, "Sorry, my hand was up because I was drying my nail polish!!!"
     
    hahahahah okay thats a good one! one of the kids in our school has a sick version of that. he did that and when the teacher called on him he goes...

    "uh, sorry,....i was smelling my armpits..."

    he was such a sicko....
     
    PokeMaster3000 said:
    bwaa haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! thats the stinkiest one yet!!!!!!!!!

    ... huh huh huh?
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    lol....it was sick though. :P

    u got any you can post? i love excuses....especially creative ones XD.
     
    I made up my best ones in middle school...mainly because I have actually been doing some homework in High school XD

    I commonly use the excuse, "I didn't hear you tell us to do it" mainly because it is true, but the teachers always have a retaliation of, "you could've just asked your neighbor or looked on the board; it was written down there"
     
    I've made up some pretty good ones that I can't remember because now I'm in 8th grade and want to get into a good high school so now I do all my work. But one of them was always "I left it at home" (Pretty lame) One time when I was late for school I had a loose tooth I said "I was walking to the subway station and I tripped and fell and my tooth became loose so I had to go home and then I had left my keys at home so I was locked out and I had to wait 15 minutes for my neighbor to get home so I could borrow her set of keys. I think they believed me. :laugh: One time though some kid in my class raised both of his hands and waved them around and when the teacher called on him he said he was daydreaming and was one of those people at the airport who wave those things around. You know the people who stand in front of planes and walk backward. Don't know exactly what they do but it was pretty lame. Everyone laughed though.
     
    Best excuse:My dog ate it

    A classic

    I make up many excuses and hardly pay attetion, I wonder how I'm one of the smartest in school.

    Here is one I use when my teachers catch me not paying attention-"I was too lost in the lecture to understand it"It's confusing, I know
     
    My best excuse: I forgot to bring it. What else?
    Other best excuses: I misplaced my homework but I did complete it on time.
     
    Here is one I use:"I did remember to do my homework, but I didn't remember to put it in my backpack"

    But I hardly ever forget my homewrok
     
    Arcanine, XD.
    --> Now... Will any properly-trained teacher even bother listening to THAT excuse? They should know 'Arcanines' are UNREAL.

    --> But you're an Arcanine, so why don't you eat your own homework?

    :P
     
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