What pokemon attacks would you like to have access to in real life?

[OreoMaster]

Say 4 damaging attacks and 4 status ailment moves or others..

I would love to have these:
Damaging attacks:
Razor leaf - Just a swing of your arm unleashes a razor sharp leaf which can cut a thin tree,slash a human deeply and chop a head off.Imagine many arm swings ~.~

Thunderbolt - oh well,10000 volts can even kill an elephant so imagine how well it would work against a human..Or control and reduce the volts to like 10v just to tease your friends. :D

Psychic - ...Obvious..Control everyone,crush their skulls and their bodies just with ur mind, and of course..u wont have to leave your warm couch to go catch the tv control ever again!

Icy wind or powder snow - freeze everything..

Non-damaging attacks :
Recover - Never ever die..
Poison powder |
stun spore |=>great defensive moves..Who would ever try to tease u again if he knew that he would get paralyzed or poisoned?! (:
sleep powder |

 

[BridZworld]

I would only require two moves, Volt Tackle and Earthquake :x

 

[JP]

I imagine Psychic will be a big one, and it's definitely the one I would really like to have. Controlling things with your mind is a widely appealing power to have, it'd be pretty kick ass.

Another cool one to have would be Hypnosis. Having the ability to put people to sleep would be a sweet thing to do to get away with stuff. Come to think of it, so would Teleport be. Trying to think of a more original one... perhaps Transform or Detect? Transform would give you the ability to change your appearance on the fly, making a quick getaway! As for Detect, it'd probably be like having a spidey sense haha, that'd be sweet.

 

[PlatinumDude]

I'd like to use the attacks Telekinesis, Psychic, Close Combat, Hydro Pump and/or Transform (yeah, those are 5 moves, but I'd still like to use them.

 

[aspie3000]

Transform would allow me to do almost any thing seeing as I can mimic the power of anything I transform into, but I would also like to use dive so I could go underwater and breath without having to turn into anything, I'd like teleport so I could go any where in the world, and I don't know what else.

 

[ii_Amby Bear_ii]

Telekinesis and Fly definitely.

 

[aspie3000]

Attract is the forth move I'd like access to, it would come in handy in certain situations.

 

[Demigod]

Psychic, Recovery or Trick Room(hehe..)

 

[smithtism]

I'll take Mind Reader, with a side order of Synthesis.

 

[Satoshi Ookami]

If I had to choose moveset then I guess this:
Psychic - controlling things
Teleport - who wouldn't want that? :D easy traveling :D
Transform - pretty much as you guys :D or I'd change it with ability Illusion and have Recover :D
Mind Reader - if it'd have same effect as attack implies :D

 

[mondays suck]

I already have access to one: Slack off. And, frankly, that's all I need.

 

[Satoshi Ookami]

I already have access to one: Slack off. And, frankly, that's all I need.

Isn't it more like Rest? :D

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

Umm.....
Toxic, Will-o-wisp, Fly, Teleport, Transform and Protect

:t354:TG

 

[mondays suck]

Isn't it more like Rest? :D

No, I tend to feel lousy after sleeping, so it can't be Rest. Then again, that could be due to Uproar being used on me.

 

[Nihilego]

Razor leaf

8D

Anyway, I'd only really want three at all. Recover, Teleport and Transform. Fly, Surf and Dive would be pretty cool too I guess.

 

[.Marion]

I only like one pokemon attack.. And its Guillotine.. One-hit and all will black out. Well, I would use it whenever the enemy's open so it will be a sure strike :P

 

[Zeffy]

The only attacks that I need, or I think I need, are Shadow Ball, Fly, Teleport, and Will-O-Wisp. I don't think you'll get it so I'll just tell you lot why. Shadow Ball and Will-O-Wisp are my main attacks used to defend myself while Fly and Teleport are moves that gives me easy access for transportation (I save money this way too! :D).

 

[Sandglass]

I want jackpot attack ! :D

 

[agentwaffle]

Rest, Teleport, camouflage, protect.

Pretty much key to good life right here. And I need more rest about now anyway.
Teleporting is many peoples dreams, if we could just teleport around, oh god Id be so happy.
Camouflage would just be fun, so I can blend in to things and rest anywhere :cheeky:
Protect can just help all over really. No more getting hurt from stumbling into wall corners >___>

 

[Golden Warrior]

I'd want Thunderpunch, Fusion Bolt, Thunder, and Fly. I'd be a human Zekrom!