What they will never say in LOTR

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    My friends nudged this on me.. tell me if it's a good idea..
    Just have somebody from Lord of the Rings say something that they would never ever really say.

    I'll put in more later, got to go..
     
    Aragorn: Oh my gosh! I look so totally cute in this dress! Wouldn't you agree Legolas?!

    Legolas: o_o;;
     
    Legolas: Hello, Orc friends! *glomps one*
     
    Gimli:Why aren't there any unicorns in this story?
    Legolas:O.o *backs slowly towards the door*

    Gollum:Smeagol is FWEE!!! And is now in a binding contract with the toilet paper industry! *charmin music plays in the background*
     
    wen frodo got speared by the ogre he actualy died
    "you forgot to put your chain mail why?"!!!???
    "i thought the old man was crazy" lmao XD
     
    Frodo: Oh screw it...take the stupid Ring...I gotta go wax my feet..


    XD

    We be burnin'- Sean Paul
     
    Saruman: Gandalf, I am your second cousin two times removed!
    Gandalf: NOO!!

    Sauron: Ahh ahh! Isuldir cut off my finger! he cut off my finger! Someone owes me a finger one of these days!

    Galadriel: AHGAGAGA! MAN IS SUCH A ***** SPECIES! AGAGGA ***** OVER MY ****!! (More unneccecary profanity)
     
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    Sam: Um, mister Frodo, don't you think it's time for us to wear shoes?

    Frodo *looking at the ring hypnotised*: Uh...eh....uh...What? Shoes? Who needs them anyway?

    well not much but it was the best I could think of XD
     
    Sam: I have had enough of your complaining attitude, mister Frodo. I go home!
     
    *After Frodo tells Sam to leave in ROTK*

    Sam: Wait a minute, your saying I get to leave? I don't have to deal with your whiny attitude or the bald grey monkey? Sweet! I don't have to starve anymore!
     
    Aragorn: now how does this work.... Okay... insert SwordA. into OrcB. .....
     
    Sam: Frodo, go **** yourself XD
     
    Sam: I'm tired of your crap mister Frodo!
    *Turns and walks, pauses then turns around again*
    Sam: I need tax fare.

    Frodo: O_o
     
    Frodo: Drop it like it's hot XD
     
    Scene for the LOTR-movie:
    Legolas: *smiles to camera and flips his hair* L'Or?al - Because I'm worth it
    XD
     
    Aragorn: Have the crew actually considered letting my character EAT in this story?
     
    I love LOTR and for this i will use my knowlage.

    Elendil-Gee since when has Gil_glad gotten so fat. how could he become king of high elves.

    Gil-galad-Gee is Elindil ugly talk baout getting a face lift.

    Isildur-WTF liek OMG!!!!!! like full my daddo has been Pw3ned by Sauron.
     
    Frodo:At last, the Ring has been destroyed!
    Gandalf: Does this tutu make me look fat?
    Everyone:O.o

    :badsmile:
     
    Gollum: Welcome to The Gap of Rohan, my name is Gollum! How may I help you?

    Frodo: AHH!! ANTS ANTS ANTS!!!!!
    Sam: *laughing*
     
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