What would be the main death causes fro these Pokemon attacks?

[OreoMaster]

Okay so if Pokemon attacks were real and a human got hit by one of them how would he die and how would it feel like?Here are some attacks:
Hydro Pump/Hydro Cannon
Solar Beam
Blast Burn
Overheat
Ice beam
Blizzard
Thunderbolt
Dark Pulse
Shadow ball
Energy ball
Earth power
Bubblebeam
Sludge bomb

Thanks very much and mods don't even dare to close this(kidding..but just don't)

 

[PlatinumDude]

1. Hydro Pump/Cannon would probably cause the person to drown due to sheer amounts of water
2. SolarBeam would cause intense skin cancer
3. Blast Burn would simply cause severe third-degree burns. Same with Overheat
4. Ice Beam/Blizzard may cause frostbite or hypothermia
5. Thunderbolt (and Thunder) would be like being struck by a bolt of lightning in real life
6. Dark Pulse: not sure. Same with Shadow Ball and Energy Ball
7. Falling down a (deep) fissure caused by Earth Power could be fatal
8. BubbleBeam wouldn't kill you; it's just a forceful spray of bubbles
9. Sludge Bomb would definitely kill a person given that explosive sludge is involved.

 

[Chu]

I think Dark pulse, energy ball, and shadow ball would just kill you up their just focused kinetic energy the amount would just plain kill you.

 

[Yoshikko]

Hydro Pump/Hydro Cannon - Since it's high pressure, it would probably crush your body/bones.
Solar Beam - I guess it's very hot and bright, UV rays, and so on.
Blast burn - Obviously you'd be burned.https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=260621#
Overheat - Same as above
Ice beam - Hypothermia
Blizzard - Same as above
Thunderbolt - You'd be electrocuted obviously, cause of high voltage.
Dark Pulse - I think it might work the same as radioactivity - it might just destroy the body.
Shadow ball - I don't really know how this would be in reality, the only thing is that it could maybe be a black void sucking your energy out.
Energy ball - Just a high concentration of energy, disrupting your own. I can't think of anything else.
Earth power - Earth Power looks like the ground is erupting in the game, so
Bubblebeam - I don't think this would be able to kill someone honestly.
Sludge bomb - Definitely from poisoning, or infection because it's described as an 'unsanitary sludge'.

 

[Miss Doronjo]

I've told you this so. many. times.

Use your other thread: https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=258633
Its JUST like this one.

Look, this is your last warning.
Many more would be considered topic flooding, so then, I'll have to infract you.
Fair enough?

*locks*