What would you do if...

[last fighter 36]

Throw it at some ones face after i take a bite.

What would you do if there was no pizza.

 

[chickenofunity]

Make some.

What would you do if I broke into your house and stole ingredients to make said pizza with?

 

[last fighter 36]

I would get my grandma's medieval sword family heirloom and help you cut pizza.

what would you do if....you had a peanut butter dog.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I'd ask him if he came with bread.

What would you do if I was your father?

 

[dragoniteuser]

Beat the c**p out of you, cause you're younger than me!

What would you do if you saw Jessica Alba nude in your hotel room?

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I'd ask her why she was in my hotel room, and then ask myself where the hell did I get a hotel room?

What would you do if Chuck Norris said he was going to kill you because you existed?

 

[dragoniteuser]

Kill myself to ease the pain! When Chuck Almighty sais he'll do something... he does it!

What would you do if you won the jackpot at the lottery?

 

[Saitou]

Leave everybody and go live in Italy alone.

..if you were asked to kill your country's president?

 

[Aquacorde]

DO IT.

...Oh, wait, nevermind. We don't have Bush anymore.
I... would warn Obama that people were after his life, and I was supposed to kill him but decided not to.

What would you do if someone threw asparagus at you?

 

[Saitou]

Double kick it.

..if you were given superhuman powers?

 

[Master Bait]

I'd hit it.

...if everyone turned into zombies except you?

 

[Saitou]

Let them bite me, I always wanted to be a zombie.

..if school is everyday, weekends as well?

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I'd demand to see the idiot who came up with this idea.

What would you do if I roundhouse kicked you?