What would you do?

[MarstheCar]

Drown, then learn to swim.

WWYDI, you were catapulted into the Sun?

 

[Maraala]

Sammy would die XD

WWYD if you were on a boat?

 

[Ficher]

I would pick up some chicks. Yes, mermaids.

What would you do if you were blasted to the moon?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I would most likely die.

What would you do if you didn't have anything to do?

 

[Chikara]

I would lay down and sing songs loudly.

What would you do if it was pay day and you only got 10 dollars ):

 

[Aquacorde]

I would wonder why, then ask my boss why.

What would you do if someone came up to you and ranted about cows?

 

[Saitou]

Feed him a live cow, literally.

What would you do if a zombie knocked on your door?

 

[Aquacorde]

Set my dogs on it. Unless it was Reg Shoe, who is nice, or Mr. Slant, who would murder them.

What would you do if you found your shoe which had been painted blue in a big box marked 'True'?

 

[Saitou]

Burn the box! I hate blue shoes.

What would you do if you were in prison, for killing 200 midgets?

 

[Aquacorde]

Escape entirely, emulating exciting entertainers.

What would you do if Indiana incited Illinois to intercept interesting impressionists?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I would beat some people up >:|

What would you do if I sneezed in your face? [/based on an actual event]

 

[Aquacorde]

I would wipe it off, then sneeze in your face/ [/also based on true event]

What would you do if I bit you?

 

[Saitou]

Bite you back and take away your eyes! /bleh

What would you do if your favorite anime character came to life?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I would swiftly kill it to prevent the harm it could make.

What'cha gonna do when we come for you?

 

[Saitou]

I SWEAR I WAS GOING TO WRITE THE SAME THING! Ahem.

I will wait for them and obliterate them all.

If we can breathe under water?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

My smelling skills would go to waste.

...if I started using these abbreviations?

 

[Saitou]

I won't mind.

If your computer came to life and started dancing hip-hop? \bleh

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I would hit its head monitor and tell it to start dancing something better.

...if I came TO EAT YOU?

 

[Saitou]

Put salt on myself.

..If wearing a hat is obligatory and you will be killed if not seen wearing one?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I would steal the hats of my enemies.

...if this thread was having an affair with your grade school teacher?