what you DONT want to hear when you wake up in the morning

When my boss yells at me for delivering food for customers, and I turn the music volume up to 60, and I don't turn it down after Im done using his car <.<
 
I am worried that my biology teacher wants to kidnap me. One time I had to help him unload some science stuff from his car and I was worried that he was going to push me into his trunk and drive away.

I think that the scariest thing to wake up to would be him whispering in my ear softly, "Jolene. Wakey wakey, Jolene. You've been a bad girl."

Also, my brother has this friend who I think wants to kidnap me as well. I dunno how I know. I just do.
 
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Jolene said:
I think that the scariest thing to wake up to would be him whispering in my ear softly, "Jolene. Wakey wakey, Jolene. You've been a bad girl."
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O__________O() -do not want.

I really don't hate noise in the morning, unless it's really really loud, and that doesn't happen often enough to write a post about it. What does get me is finding out I slept on my side and having my shoulders hurt all day long, along with not being able to turn my neck so far to the left.
 
I don't want to hear nothing. Yes, that is a double negative. But, I mean, I want to hear something, cause then I'll know that I didn't lose my hearing over night.
 
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That's one thing I hope I never hear in the morning. :(
 
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE-

Arrrgh. I hate that alarm clock sound. I changed it to the radio so now for school I just wake up to some random song from the 70s, but it's still annoying.
 
Sydian said:
The worst things I've woken up to:
Hey, we gotta go to church.
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I feel your pain!!! D: It hasn't happened in years.


Blue Trainer said:
[AGELIMIT]"Dude hide the weed plants - the cops are in the drive way!"[/AGELIMIT]
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This has happened to my brother and me one time xD

Left4Dead said:
"Ryan, look outside! The zombie apocalypse is here! We have no guns!"
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-hides-

The one thing I hate to hear in the morning is the airhorn. my dad has an airhorn he blows when I haven't gotten up by eight. It's loud and horrible. It makes me wet myself.


Also, the police banging on the door.

Police: -bang bang bang- Open up this is the police! We have the house surrounded!

Because my grandfather is a heroin addict... So I'm screwed if that happens... *sobs*
 
I live right next to a Church, so either the Church bells every Sunday or my alarm every Monday to Friday.
 
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