Who would you rather have as a mayor? Magikarp or Kim Kardashian?

Laceiuhas

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    Hello
    I recently saw this headline:
    Kim Kardashian Wants to Run for Mayor of Glendale, California

    and I was like what the hell?!
    So, please do tell, who would you rather have as your mayor?
    Kim Kardashian or a magikarp...
    Personally i think my magikarp would do a better job.
     
    Uh. While I don't really see the point of it I guess it can't hurt staying open, I'll just move it into polls.

    As silly as Kim's fame is she would still be a better mayor than a fish imo.
     
    It all depends on who's surrounding the mayor in question. If Magikarp has a really good support system, then sure I'd vote for it. On the other hand, if Ms. Kardashian manages to convince a lot of respected people to help her during this excruciatingly trying time for her in public office, then I'd probably have to vote for her (if the only other option was a flailing fish, mind).
     
    Magikarp, cause...

    VOTE MAGIKARP FOR PRESIDENT NOW!!! HE WILL GIVE U WATER

    He gives you water to survive...
     
    Magikarp no question. It won't spam Self Destruct as much as Kim does and everyone already knows that Magikarp was responsible for creating the Monorail system connecting Johto and Kanto so it already has superior credentials by far.

    That and it's adorable.
     
    Toujours said:
    Uh. While I don't really see the point of it I guess it can't hurt staying open, I'll just move it into polls.

    As silly as Kim's fame is she would still be a better mayor than a fish imo.
    Click to expand...

    I'm gonna disagree with you Toujours. FOR THE SAKE OF DISAGREEING! FEAR MY DISAGREEMENT! TREMBLE IN DESPAIR AS I OPPOSE YOU! MY WRATH WILL DEVOUR YOU! FLEE IN TERROR OR BE CRUSHED LIKE AN INSECT!

    Now obviously Magikarp is the mutts' nuts. The dogs' bollux. It is freaking turn one Exodia, that's how pro it is.

    And holy Jesus on a stick, once that bad boy evolves . . .
     
    Magikarp, because it can keep its mouth shut and not try passing stupid laws or get into scandals. Except maybe Bass to Mouth.
     
    Magikarp because his 'SPLASH' campaign is sure 2 fix every problem.
     
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