Why Did you Break The Vase?

[Her]

I'm photo-shy.

Why did you break my..pencil?

 

[Timbjerr]

Because it insulted my pencil. :D

Why did you break my television?

 

[Her]

Disney channel was on.
Why did you break my fan?

 

[Wings Don't Cry]

I thought it was a Rotom trying to kill me.

Why did you break my house key?

 

[The Darkest Gale]

My sis was hungry and she didn't want her dummy ;~;

why did you brake the door

 

[Alexithymia~]

It was in my way.

Why did you break the sink?

 

[Jordan]

I got rabies and became hydrophobic (bonus points to anyone who got the biological reference).

Why did you break my hand sanitizer bottle?

 

[Timbjerr]

because it was dirty. :D

Why is my refrigerator missing?

 

[Latiace]

I vaporized it!

Why did you break my GBA!?

 

[Jordan]

'cause I work for Nintendo, and they want you to update to DS.

Why did you break my advertisement?

 

[Timbjerr]

because it was trying to make me buy a Shamwow

why did you break my old shamwow?

 

[Latiace]

I was hungry...

Why did you make a hole in the ozone layer?

 

[Timbjerr]

because the potato people are watching us. o_o

why did you break the law?

 

[Latiace]

I dropped it!

Why did break the Chicken and then cross the road?

 

[Jordan]

Cause I wanted to fight the power.

Why did you break the record..............player?

 

[Latiace]

It made too much noise.

Why did you eat the book I was reading!?

 

[Timbjerr]

because you were reading it instead of playing video games. :D

Why did you break my C-C-C-COMBO?

 

[kacqn]

Because it makes noise when to play with it.
Why did you rip my wallet?

 

[Jordan]

Cause I wanted to see your smiley face on your driver's license.

Why did you tear up my homework?

 

[Kyo Wolf]

Because I copied it and didn't want the original to make mine be a copy.
Why did you break my iPod?