Why Did you Break The Vase?

[DestinyBender]

Because they were Britney Spears CDs.

Why did you break my new digital camera? It cost $129!

 

[Latiace]

I ate it. Photos taste good. :P

Why did you eat my old laptop? (It doesn't have internet anyway. :P)

 

[Timbjerr]

because it didn;t have internets on it.

Why did you break my toilet?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because it smelled of... certain things.

Why did you break my sarsparilla making maching?

(Gosta love sarsparilla)

 

[Nudge]

Because i got bored
why did u break my resolve?

 

[Latiace]

I'm in a destructive mood today.

Why did you break the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E Mart?

 

[Jordan]

Because the color was bothering my eyesight, okay?

Why did you break dance?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because no on else was.

Why did you break the teacher's glasses?

 

[Nudge]

Because she's better off not seeing
Why did u break my "dvd" collection?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because it was chock-full of Seinfeld.

Why did you break my limited edition Charmed box-set?

 

[Jordan]

Because I feel you need to watch Clannad more.

Why did you break my paper?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because it had a draqing of you on there.

Why did you break my toe?

 

[Nudge]

It looked at me the wrong way :P
Why did u break my heart? :P

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

I ignored the "Fragile" warning on the side.

Why did you break my car's mirror?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because there was a spider on it.

Why did you break my T10?

 

[fango pango]

becasuse i never heard of a tio
why ami female

 

[Åzurε]

Because of surgery. Ah!
Why did you the whole whole thing?

 

[Her]

Because I care not

Why did you break Paris Hilton's chastity belt?

 

[DestinyBender]

Because it wasn't her size.

Why did you break the door?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Because it was between me and my lunch.

Why did you break my Blue/Leaf cosplay outfit?