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Why does paper beat rock?

You can draw easily on paper, making it pretty. A rock is hard to do that to.
 
Haha, this thread is epic.

I guess because Paper is smooth and rock is hard.
There is another reason, but it's highly racist, I didn't make it up though, my friend did.
 
Let's see you try to do origami on a rock.
 
Because paper didn't get the embarassing name of "n' roll".
 
Because one of the syllables in paper is "pay." Everyone likes money.
 
Because when I first heard "Pay Per View," I thought it was "Paper-view."
 
Because Jess said that paper > rock, so it was and so it shall be.
 
Words on paper can get erased, while words on rocks are engraved, dangerous if you swear on there, because you are not safe.
 
Because "Rock" is contained in Brock.
 
Closer said:
Because obviously scissors can't cut through a rock, but you can wrap paper around a rock and if it was alive, it would run out of oxygen and die.

Yeah.
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I would agree with you. But I also think that a rock could hardly do any damage to paper and paper can wrap around the rock.
 
Because I wrote a poem about it.

An Ode to the Inferiority of the Rock

Oh how I loathe thee, miserable rock --
Thy rough exterior is but a doorway to thy soul --

The amphitheater of corrupted thoughts
Not meant for the ears of the pure.
Crumbling monuments of scholars past,
Thy philosophy is unwelcome here.
Oh, miserable rock!
Thou claimest stability,
But in reality,
Thou art the epitome
Of all that is wrong in the world.

How canst thou remain in a world where
Water seethes at your very existence,
Grazing away at the withered field of
Your monotonous being? Wind
Scars thee, but you will not bleed
For thou hast no substance,
No sustenance for life.
Pale, deathly rock!

Oh, miserable rock... Thou art as ugly as sin!
 
I can't come up with anything to beat that? So I'll throw a rock full of fail at it and try to win~ But alas, I can't cause I don't have any paper.
 
   Jared Christopher     says:
NICA DO YOU LISTEN TO ROCK?
Nica says:
no

Everyone knows Nica is very musically oriented.
 
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