wow poor guys!! :( and anywya, my friends and I were talkin about this durin lunch a few days ago lol, so here's my list:
back when i was 5 I got bit by a wild bird(feel free to ask...HOW??!!)
when i was 6 i was ridin my bike with a large butterflynet and it went over my front tire, i flew over the bars and skided on the road (we had no bandaids, so i had to go ask my neighbor by myself lol)
My brother and i collided bikes head on.
I was attacked by a dog while on a bike and I was the only one outside :P
I had a huge crush on this kid in kindergarden and i got invited to his b-day party. his mom started a game of baseball and by baseball i mean each person take a turn to try and hit the ball. Anyway his turn as up and I wanted a closer view so i climbed the tree behind him (it was a very small tree) i kinda forgot the fact that the bat swings back (i was rite behind him) he swung back and hit me (very hard with a metal bat) staright in the head :P
I went riding my bike while my dad jogged and he pointed out a toad to me, i went to get a closer look but when i did i went straight down a ditch (my dad took off my handle breaks that day ad i wasn'tready and I didn't know how to work my feet breaks....also 4 those of you who have gone down a steep hill on a bike, u know how fast it gets lol) i couldn't stop and my bike was speeding faster and faster and i was gettin scrathched up by the trees, i gave up in trying to stop so i just swung my bike to the side and fell!!! u know what sucked about this???? I DID THE EXACT SAME THI NG 20 MINS LATER!!!!! ( my dad pointed out yet another toad)
well that's my list (this all happened b4 i moved to my new house) but i really havent been hurt to much since , except for at softball condiotioning last month, whil prcticing pitching, i pulled all my back and chest muscles and I could barley breathe and talk (not fun!!) but...nothin much else has happneded since then!! :D