*grins*
Ok, First off, I'd buy out the animal shelters of their innocent, poor animals!
Then, I'd let them run wild!
Then, I'd free all the animals from the zoo, moon this fat kid at school, beat her up, and spit on her foot and wish eternal ****ination on her....
Then, I would hug all my friends and tell them how much I love them....and streak around the school, making a complete whackjob of myself!
Then, I'd burn some trees, and kick them, too, burning stuff makes a perverted pyro like me happy.
Next, I'd go into bestbuy, Take a computer, and completely destroy it....monitor and all....
I'd then, still naked, climb a diving board and touch the bottom of the deepest diving pool in the world. Then, come to the top and scream, "WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!!"
(I dunno why, but it seems like it would be fun)
With a jackhammer, a chainsaw, and a knife, I'd have a field day with random establishments in the area.
I'd then flip everyone off and yell: "F-word YOU FREAKING WORLD!!"
Of course, I would write my will, promising all pornographic writings and pictures which I've written, drawn, or printed off to go to my idiotic group of perverted nutjob friends.
Tell my mom, "Don't worry, I'll be fine. Don't cry about me! I'll have lots of fun in Heaven!"
I would then scream absolutely as loud as I could, after inhaling helium, and tell Simon I loved him very much, but....
MOST IMPORTANTLY
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I would then approach the school, with a knife concealed within my backpack, (on my naked self, I guess) go to the band hall, and tell the band teacher that I loved him, more than I loved even my own family, kiss him very passionitly,
AND THEN
make love to him, thus recieving my first time and first kiss from him (at the age of 13, I'm assuming)
Tell him EVERYTHING i've ever done, and then, as I start to die.....
I'd take my knife out and kill him, so he can die with me...
THE END (of my life)
puni puni...?