You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

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71. You own every Promotional Item made....
 
72. You and your friends hold Pokemon episode marathons followed by contests to see who can remember the most lines.
73. You make up your own characters so you don't fight over who gets Ash, Brock, Tracey, and the Gym Leaders so often
74. Every time you write an 'L', it comes out looking like the symbol on Ash's hat
75. You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.
 
77. While studying ancient Rome in history class, you subconsciously write 'Pokemon" next to the word 'Coliseum' whenever the word appears in your book
78. You force your teacher to sit through a three hour lecture about Pokemon (complete with pictures, audio and video before she leaves for Japan
79. People regularly bring back Pokemon stuff for you when they go on vacation
80. Of your family's trip to New York, all you remember is blowing 200+ dollars at the Pokemon Center and seeing Pokemon Live!
 
84. You recite entire Pokemon episodes from memory, complete with voices, sound effects, and music.
85. You do the above in Japanese
86. You lie awake at night wondering what the Diamond/Pearl episodes will be like
87. All your teachers get named after Gym Leaders
 
91. Your baseball skills have gotten progressively worse since your pitching now follows every movement of Ash's Poke Ball toss
92. You go through countless bottles of styling gel trying to get your hair to look like Jessie's
93. You are known as the "walking Pokedex"
 
94. You do your sums like clefairy + clefable= instead of 30+ 1080000.
95. When you introduce yourself you say, Hi I'm_______ from pallet town!
96. You know all of the trainers in all the pokemon games.
97. You start to think your teacher is saying, pika, pikachu!
98. You know how to pronounce all of the pokemon names.
 
102: When you hear about the Crips and Bloods fighting each other, you think that they're Team Magma and Team Aqua.
103: You're a cop and you pull someone over and give them some "stick time" just because he or she said Pok?mon sucks.
104: (This one's something that shouldn't be said in here. PM me if you want to know this one.)
 
105. You have a Shiny PikaBug in your garage
106. The liscence plate on said PikaBug has something to do with Pokemon (i.e. 'PKMNFAN', 'ASHNMSTY')
107. Your mom is constantly threatening to break your 2 B A Master CD because you play it so much
108. You make a tape of your Pokemon CDs and sing with them out loud on the bus
109. Even your cat knows the words to the theme song, "Pokemon World", and the PokeRap.
 
110. You can quote every single person on the eps without thinking.
111. You can name every singe Trainer on the Games in order of game and location.
112. You can name in order all the moves, levels, and nicknames, etc. of those said Trainers' Pokemon.
113. You look at an ink cartridge and say "And that's Pokemon Inkjet Tri-Colour Red/Blue/Yellow.
114. You say, "Hey, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" as a greeting.
115. You bought all the badges and pinned them to your school uniform, thus getting on detention.
116. You got a laminated Trainer Card made, and whenever you go past someone, you flash the Trainer Card at them.
 
117. You dress up as a Pikachu handing out fliers of the release dates of all the Pokemon Games/Movies/Merch etc.
118. You buy the trademark Ash hat from the first series (oops. I did that. xD I will post a piccie one day!)
 
121. You're dissecting fish in biology class, and you can't stop thinking about Magikarp.
122. You're not allowed near any round objects for fear that you will catch people with them.
123. All those of the opposite gender are now afraid of you since you started liking Brock
124. You go through a $50 printer cartridge just printing Poke-pictures.
125. 929 MB of your computer are devoted to Pokemon pictures you've either found or drawn yourself. As for the full episodes and movies...those have their own directory
 
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