You Know You're Obsessed With Pokemon When:.

83. You've nicknamed yourself on a non-Pokémon forum with a pokémons name
84. When you retort every argument with "Who cares? My Articuno/Suicine/Kyogre/Dialga/Rayquazza/Lugia[Inseert all other legendaries will kick your butt!]"
 
90.When you create stories for every pokemon you catch in the game.
91. when you sit at school the entire day waiting to get back to the game.
 
92. You stick your head into a beehive and say WHERES THE VESPIQUEN
93. A burglar steals your Pokemon Diamond and you put your bulletproof vest on and grab your bat
94. When on the side of a cliff, a bird flies by and you scream PIDGEY! then you try to jump on it, but failing you fall down the cliff.
 
95. You hear a clock ticking and yell "DIALGA IS STILL ALIVE" at random intervals.
96. [This one probably only applie to some girls :P] Instead of writing e.g. "Mary Loves [Insert boy interest here]" you write "Mary Loves Torchic" etc.
97. Everytime you go past a cave entarance with any sort of white rock you expect an old man to be standing there saying "This is the cave of Origin... blah blah passed on pokémon... Please Leave"
98. You want to light a fire but instead of asking for matches, you ask for Charmander.

[They're not very good XD and mostly S/R/E based cause thats the Gen. I'm playing atm]
 
99. People start calling you Poke'freak.
100. You secretly name the dog you walk Phanapy.
(WHOO! 100!)
 
100 eh? Why not continue to 200!

101: When you have a nightmare and blame it on Darkrai (guilty)
102: When you say "Holy miltank/tauros!" instead of "Holy cow!"
103: When you wish you were a lickylicky so that you could lick your elbow. (guilty)
 
104.When you try teach your turtle water gun and paint his back red
105.when you blame rotom for breaking the fridge
106.Or an oven
107.A lawnmower
108.or even a fan
109.when you say to your brother/sister.You eat like a snorlax.
110.when you talk to your ds saying "whos a good lil torchic?you are! oh yes you are!"
 
Mika said:
44. You debate the ethological effects of the expansion of human territory on Pokemon
45. You get an entire marching band to play Gen 1 again to catch them all
46. You roleplay Pokemon. Literately.
47. You compare real world cities to Pokemon Cites
48. In accordance with the above, you attempt to find Wallace on the island in the middle of the water
49. You want to buy a whale for your pet cat to breed with to produce a super powered kitten
50. Pokemon makes you lose the game.
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That same exact thing happened to me. O_O Then it progressed to Gens II and III

111. You looked for a Secret Key so you could actually have a fan for the summer.
112. You are on PC so much that even your friends that are into Pokemon say it's too much.
113. You whistle the PokeFlute song if your sibling is in your way.
114. You plan on having the Pokemon theme in your warm up music for a school sport.
115. You hate doing research for school, but will gladly research names for your Pokemon.
116. You walk back and forth between your street and the one next to it next hoping your lost dog will appear by you.
 
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117. You have "Pokémon only sleepovers" with your [only] friend.
118. You have approaced old men in the street and asked "Are you the day care man?"
119. Ditto old ladies and "day care lady"
120. You have forbidden boiled eggs in your house because you are "eating the eggsecute"
121. You see pictures of Kangaroos and yell: "KANGASKHAN!"
122. You see a blackbird and wonder what Murkrow are doing out during the day.
 
125. You have tried to feed your cat poisonous berries.
126. You have woken up to snow outside and yelled "and they thought I was crazy! I used blizzard last night!!!.... honestly..." :P
 
128.When you name your pet squirrel pachirisu
129.When you tape a leaf to a stone and use it on an egg
130.When your dog barks and you say "What is it growlite??"
 
number messup, there.

132: When you dream a pokemon bit you and you actually feel whatever part of you was bitten hurting even though nothings wrong with it (guilty)
133: When you start using "oh my Arceus" instead of "oh my god" (guilty)
134: ... Even in real life (still guilty)
135: When you write down a very long story about the way you believe pokemon created the world (guilty)
136: When you fall in love with one of the in-game rivals (guilty)
137: ... Or any pokemon character for that matter (yes im guilty several times over)
138: When you spend your free time making up your own pokemon adventure with yourself as the main character and play different scenarios with it all the time (guilty again)
139: When you say youre a "Pokemythologist" when asked what your religion is (guilty once again)
140: When you wonder if a certain character from pokemon would like you... as in like-like you... (VERY guilty)
 
heh,heh (red)

141.when you put in 'pallet town' on wikipedia
142. when have over 400 hours on platinum (guilty)
143.when you go to a museum and ask where the kobutops exhibit is
144.when you know all of the moves mew can learn(guilty)
145.when you hit on a girl/boy on a pokemon forum (NOT guilty)
146.when you know how to spell aerodactle(guilty)
 
146.When you make badges of your favorite region(guilty[like orange islands and all])
147.When you put up a "Have you seen this jigglypuff" sign (guilty)
148.When you have EVERY single pokemon game (guilty)
149.or have watched/read all the anime/manga(guilty)
150.When you say *my name is *character name* not *Insert your real name here* "(guilty)
 
151: You see a blueberry and call it an oran berry, a peach and call it pecha, and ect. ect. (guilty)
152: When someone says that it'd be cool if Pokemon were real, and you scream "It is too real, you liar! YOU SPEAK LIES!!!!!" (guilty)
153: When you give yourself nicknames such as Flare, Glace, and Regi. (also guilty)
154: When someone says that a certain Pokemon or character is stupid and you call the cops on them.
155: When your Science teacher asks how fire was discovered, and you say "Somebody made a Charizard very mad."
 
wow1 i didn't know this was here! although my resons aren't as bad...
156: when you've gone to pokecomunity (before being a member) and patiently read the whole thread (all 500 pages) of your pokemon interest (manga or anime kinda thing...)
157: when you start misspelling words 'cause their name was similar to the pokemon, bacon-bagon
 
Code_Green said:
90.When you create stories for every pokemon you catch in the game.
91. when you sit at school the entire day waiting to get back to the game.
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Everyday, man.

SilverStilletto said:
138: When you spend your free time making up your own pokemon adventure with yourself as the main character and play different scenarios with it all the time (guilty again)
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Very guilty lol.

158: When you go to the zoo and ask where they keep the Rhyhorns and Hippopotas.
159: When the Pokemon Johto Theme song is your ringtone (guilty ^^).
 
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