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Your Cuztom Country

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)
    • 2,372
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    20
    Years
    Thiz iz really kind of pointlezz but it'z fun if you're bored ^^;;
    Bazicly juzt fill out what'z below to dezcribe what your county would be like if you could create one ^_^

    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching (yourname)-land
    "(your country's slogan)"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *
    *
    *
    Things you should know about this country:
    *
    *
    *
    NOTE~(a note about your country)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language:
    National Holidays:
    Typical Weather:
    National Bird:
    National Flower:
    National Dish:

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare----

    Lol, here'z an example from a thing I had in my locker lazt year:

    Warning!
    You are now aproaching Teara-land
    "The Land Of Eternal Darkness"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *passport, visa, and visa card
    *a new toy or video game, preferably gift wrapped
    *not less then $20, or failing that, at least one pizza
    Things you should know about this country:
    *we are a dignified, fiercely PROUD, and warlike people
    *visitors are rarely allowed in, and we consider it a SERIOUS insult to be asked to clean out or to turn down our various media devices
    *visitors may be interrogated, laughed at, and hit up for CANDY
    NOTE~(We also have a warm and cuddly side: if you are allowed in and keep to yourself there is a 50 percent chance you will NOT be beheaded)

    Quick Facts about our country
    Official Language: Hostile Silence
    National Holidays:Rulers birthday and any day the ruler feels like taking off
    Typical Weather:Cold shower followed by turbulence
    National Bird:Vulture
    National Flower:Crabgrass
    National Dish:Liver and bile sauce

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to be banned from all future visits.

    Take this becauze I zpent alot of time typing it XD
     

    Dizzy

    My Father is a Baron!
    • 6,377
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    20
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching (yourname)-land - The Kingdom of Navarre
    "(your country's slogan)" What you don't know WILL hurt you

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *
    *
    *
    Things you should know about this country:
    *
    *
    *
    NOTE~(a note about your country)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language:
    National Holidays:
    Typical Weather:
    National Bird:
    National Flower:
    National Dish:

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare----
     

    Fuzzy

    Junior Dragoon
    • 10
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    19
    Years
    I love these sort of things - so here goes:

    Welcome!
    You are now quantuum realm of Alox.
    "Forever and ever... Always!"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *Any sort of time-keeping devices.
    *Hunger or Fatigue (it kills).
    *High expectations... you'll enjoy yourself much more than you thought you would and probably come back too!

    Things you should know about this country:
    *Time does not apply within the realm of Alox. Please read the rules and regulations to determine who qualifies for what immigration or tourist visa - though please note it usually takes an eternity to go through the red tape.
    *There is no drinking, smoking or drug use anywhere in the realm. If you choose to participate in such unscrupulous activites there is no penalty but you must leave Alox to do so... and progress ever-quicker towards your own end :cool:
    *Cultural Sidenote: It is considered a sign of incredible disrespect when one travels around without any visible sunglasses (either worn or accessorized).

    NOTE ~ Foreign substances and pets are not allowed through borders without proper picture ID (of the substances or pets)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: Living in blissful timelessness, there is no need for an auditory language.
    National Holidays: N/A
    Typical Weather: Its very bright. Always. Never changes.
    National Bird: Aeordactyl
    National Flower: Great Oak Trees
    National Dish: Turtle Suffle

    CAUTION: If you do enter, be prepared...
     

    samu

    hard like whiplash
    • 357
    Posts
    19
    Years
    SUP, DAWG!
    You're entering the fine land of tachitsuzukenakereba.
    "You cant Pronounce this, not even we can."

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *Green Card
    *Tacos
    *Harmonica. We're a harmonic Country.

    Things you should know about this country:
    *We hate snakes.
    *TACOS TACOS TACOS
    *If 2 = 5, and 4 = 2, than it would make sense that 2 + 4 = 4, which is equal to 2. 5 has nothing to do with any of this.

    NOTE~We Love You.

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: Korean, even though we all speak in English. THAT DOESNT MATTER.
    National Holidays: Christmas in July. Rain days too. It doesnt snow here.
    Typical Weather: BRIGHT AND SUNNY WITH A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF FUN! =D
    National Bird: YOUR MOTHER.
    National Flower: Buttercups.
    National Dish: I always liked Digital CABLE TV better.
     

    parallelzero

    chelia.blendy
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    Years
    Warning!
    You are now aproaching Animeland
    "The Land Of Anime Re-runs"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *an interest in Anime
    *an anime video
    *A Pokecommunity Passport
    Things you should know about this country:
    *the only thing on tv is anime
    *It is against the law to ground someone
    *stores only sell popcorn, candy, and soda pop


    Quick Facts about our country
    Official Language: Japenese
    National Holidays:National Pokemon Day
    Typical Weather:warm and Sunny
    National Bird:Fearow
    National Flower:grass, XD
    National Dish:Rice Balls
     

    John Denver

    Banned
    • 8,290
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    20
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Pootytang
    "Where are my brown pants...?"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    A fifty thousand dollar car
    At least 1 midget
    2 notes of authorized, unsigned, and untainted forwarded verification

    Things you should know about this country:
    It sucks
    You suck
    We have high taxes

    NOTE~ Our country has no constitution, just a man with an eyepatch constanly shouting, "Get offa mah lawn!"

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: Binary
    National Holidays: National Butkis Day
    Typical Weather: Blizzards and Heat Waves...AT THE SAME TIME!
    National Bird: Misquito
    National Flower: Dandelion
    National Dish: Satelite

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare for total and surpreme annihilation...and typical not-niceness

    BOO ya!
     

    Mudkip84

    • 927
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    20
    Years
    • Seen Aug 18, 2006
    Warning
    You are now aproaching Jordian(It`s a combination of my name and the ending of Some words) -land
    "Die morons!!"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    * a gun
    * A PC
    * A GBASP(Any colored)
    Things you should know about this country:
    *Don`t Disturb our Li`l Sociaty!!
    * If you don`t Follow the rules, We hang you up, Take a torch and burn you from your Hair down!
    *uh.. Ketchip?
    NOTE~(a note about your country)
    Everything about us is in the previous Qustions!!!
    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: English,Japenese,Jordian(I made this one up!)
    National Holidays:
    Anniversiry of when the Martian`s attacked day( 9/8/545Y (2004))
    My birth day (1/19/536A(1995))
    ???????
    ???????
    ??
    ????
    Typical Weather: Warm 1/20/???z/ - 9/9/???z
    Cold 9/10/???z -1/19/???y
    National Bird: Spotted Owl
    National Flower: Rose
    National Dish:(what the heck is that?!)

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to die!!!!
     

    Toothache

    Deepsea Toothache
    • 4,177
    Posts
    19
    Years
    Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Arcor
    "Don't let your karma run over your dogma"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    One melon, not yellow
    Clean Teeth
    Things you should know about this country:
    The number one collectors of non-yellow melons!
    NOTE~Theft of melons is common, be warned!

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language:Arcorian
    National Holidays:13th January (my birthday)
    Typical Weather: Warm and temperate
    National Bird: Roc
    National Flower: Salmon-pink orchid
    National Dish: Melons!

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to have your melons handled on a regular basis
     

    Sakura and Espeon

    Hates being hacked. ;-;
    • 1,084
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    20
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Swablu-land
    "The Home of Swablu"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    A Swablu
    Passport/Trainer Card
    Things you should know about this country:
    This place is full of Swablus and Altarias
    Pouching is not allowed
    You are entering farm land

    NOTE~(a note about your country)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: English
    National Holidays: Swablu National Day
    Typical Weather: Hot
    National Bird: Swablu
    National Flower: Sunflower
    National Dish: Noodles

    CAUTION: If you enter, prepare to be pecked by Swablu
     

    Spirit

    Banned
    • 127
    Posts
    19
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Ghost-land
    "Where you can die yet live."

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    -Your soul
    -Your Gravestone
    -Your Flower *No Artificial*
    -Plastic Fruit
    -Fish
    Things you should know about this country:
    -We eat Artificial Fruit (To keep our calories low)
    -We fly around on Fish
    -The mayor is a Giant Octopus with wings
    -Every night at midnight a flying Shark will murder the living.

    NOTE~(Ocasionally 50,000 lbs of fish will rain from the clouds.)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: Fishy
    National Holidays: Fish Day,Soul Day,Fruit Day and Lord Octopus Day
    Typical Weather: Raining Souls and Fish
    National Bird: The Flying Golden Fish
    National Flower: The Fish-Plant
    National Dish: Fish on a Stick with some Ketchup

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to be attacked by Lord Octopus and/or his flying squirrel minions.
     

    [Fair]

    URPG Official
    • 32
    Posts
    19
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Bob Dole Land!
    "VOTE FOR US!"

    It Is Illegal To Enter This Country Withough The Following
    *A Large Pink Hippo That Likes To Do Ballet
    *A Present For The Bob Dole Gods
    *Candy (Preferrably Of The Chocolate Variety, But If You Don't Have Any Of That, Just Fruit Chews Will Be OK)

    Things You Should Know About This Country
    *We're All Politicians
    *We Like To Break Out Into Random Song And Dance Numbers
    *We Have Some Words For Your Mothers

    NOTE: (w00t! ROFLMAO!)

    Quick Facts About Our Country
    Official Language: 1337
    National Holidays: Bob Dole's Birthday, July 22nd
    Typical Weather: Raining Cats And Dogs (You Know, SO EVERYBODY CAN HAVE A PET! YAAAAAAY FLEAS!)
    National Bird: The Mongoose
    National Flower: That Yellow One...
    National Dish: Buffalo Wings

    CAUTION: If you do enter, PREPARE TO BE PWN'D BY THE ALMIGHTY BOB DOLE GODS!
     
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    Simon

    • 9,405
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    20
    Years
    • Seen Aug 4, 2015
    Warning!!!
    You are now aproaching My Land, not yours
    "This land is my land, your stuff is my stuff, so shut the **** up..."

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    -A Girl
    -Money
    -A lot of property
    Things you should know about this country:
    -I rule everything and tell oyu when you can do anything, including use the bathroom and when you can die
    -Upon entering this country, you are agreeing to surrender all your rights.
    -You will be from the moment you cross the border, a citizen of My Land.
    -The land you come from can no longer help you.
    -I own you.
    NOTE~(a note about your country)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: English
    National Holidays: None
    Typical Weather: Sunny, Rainy, usual
    National Bird: All birds are dead, any seen in the air will be shot without warning
    National Flower: Mutant Venus Flytraps, for use with executions
    National Dish: Pizza

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare----
    -To surrender all belongings
    -Live in a mud house
    -To never question MY authority


    And all of this will be in extremely small font...
     

    chunckymonkey

    homicidal maniac
    • 126
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    19
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching chunckymonkeyland
    "you scratch our back and we will scratch yours"

    It is Illegal to enter this country without the following:
    *underware
    *bananas
    *your best friend
    Things you should know about this country:
    * The poop fight is a national event
    * tail pulling is not allowed
    *your are responible for your own crazy uncle
    NOTE~(rabie shots are given monthly)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language:Oh-ahah-ie
    National Holidays:banana appreation day, tail pulling awareness day,
    Typical Weather:Sunny with chances of showers
    National Bird:the flying monkey
    National Flower:banana blossom
    National Dish:re-fried bananas

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to have poop flung at you
     
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    Firefly

    Person who likes Anime
    • 41
    Posts
    19
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Myfantasyland
    "If you are not part of my fantasy you don't belong here"

    It is Illegal to enter this country without the following:
    *a cow hat and udders
    *a whip
    *A sense of humor
    Things you should know about this country:
    *speedos are not allowed
    *Whatever i say goes
    *no one cares about your sad life
    NOTE~(if you die here your body will be eaten by pink poodles)

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language:English
    National Holidays:Johnny Depp's birthday
    Typical Weather:sunny
    National Bird:my middle finger
    National Flower:tigerlily
    National Dish:chicken
    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare for anything and everything
     
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    Eliana

    The |R a m p a g e|
    • 17,195
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    20
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    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *Gameboy
    *Binocluars
    *A book XD
    Things you should know about this country:
    * Its nature land!
    *I am a saturnite
    * Pokemon and digimon are here so no flaming!
    WARNING!: If you see a blue and white bird making out with a black and white one PLEASE ignore them! thank you.
    AVERTISSIMENT!: si vous voir un bleu et blanc oiseau baiser dehors avec un noir et blanc oiseau- S'IL VOUS PLAIT Refusere de connaitre les. merci
    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: hebrew, saturnian, and english
    National Holidays: Um chanuka!
    Typical Weather: Snow! otherwise clear 80 defree day!
    National Bird: uM.... *Thinks* we wil have a bird of the week! this week it shall be a Northern Flicker, Yellow Shafted (you have no clue what im saying do you? thought so.) Or lugia. XD
    National Flower: TREE! XD
    National Dish: Uh..... hmmmmm

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare yo get hyperified
     
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    Blaine

    Mon chere...
    • 828
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    20
    Years
    Okay! This is so cute! Here's my country!

    ZDRASTYVITE! (That'd be Russian for Hello)

    You are now aproaching Yuffieland
    "(your country's slogan)"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    * A Dictionary
    * A Wide and Extensive Library
    * The Rodale Synonym Finder

    Things you should know about this country:
    * We are all about knowledge!
    * We love to learn!
    * We love RPG games!!

    NOTE~(a note about your country)
    Do have a game console on hand to play the required Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy series

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language(s): Portuguese, French, and English!
    National Holidays: Passover, Rosh Hasshanah, Channukah, St. Nicholas' Day (Christmas), Easter, et cetera.
    Typical Weather: Sunny and breezy as we have a long strip of beach and that's it for all our residents to lay out in and read!
    National Bird: Roadrunner
    National Flower: Sunflower
    National Dish: Fried Calimari! (Squid)

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to become an exercise nut!
     

    Raichu Master

    ...who?
    • 6,032
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    20
    Years
    Welcome!
    You are now aproaching RMland
    "Bow down to RM!"

    It is Illegal to enter this country without the following:
    *At least one video game
    *at least one horse
    *at least 150 dollars to spend
    Things you should know about this country:
    *It's very hilly and beautiful (Like continital us and New Zealand, England, etc.)
    *Worlds number one place to horseback ride
    *gaming is a must if you want to survive!
    NOTE~(a note about your country)

    Quick Facts about our country: Best tack shops in the world
    Official Language: All dialics except french
    National Holidays:Christmas, national horse riding day, tennis memorial day, and video game day
    Typical Weather:70 degrees farenheit
    National Bird: Golden Eagle
    National Flower: N/A (To many!)
    National Dish: Seafood (doesn't matter which kind, just seafood)

    Yeah Yuffie.....I mean.....Blaine is back! HIP HIP HURRAY! XD
     

    ^^NICK^^ v.3.0

    Original Nick
    • 3,641
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    20
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    Welcome! or Warning...
    You are now aproaching Pa?s del Misterio
    "Everything except Anything"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    A cerial killer
    A stalker
    Christina Aguilera

    Things you should know about this country:
    This place is abnormal
    Strange things happen here!!
    I am a Son-of-a-Mother

    NOTE~

    Quick Facts about our country: Don't come here, really.
    Official Language: Whatever, does it matter?
    National Holidays: Um, National Christina Aguilera Month, and Murder a Stalker Day
    Typical Weather: Rain
    National Bird: Pidgeon
    National Flower: Weed
    National Dish: Um...I don't know, we're all anorexic

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare to get bombarded by male cheerleaders and dancing popcorn.
     

    Imakuni?

    • 3,549
    Posts
    20
    Years
    You are now aproaching StrongBadia
    "Population: Tire"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    one millions dollars
    two tons of gold nuggets
    twenty hot actressesses
    a copy of vbulletin 3.0.3 (for me ^^)

    Quick Facts about our country: The ones are always cold!
    Official Language: strong baddish
    National Holidays: Colonization of Strong Badia
    National Bird: the cheat (?)
    National Flower: the stick
    National Dish: Genrera Tau's Chicken
    (or whatever bubs has laying around)

    other: NO STRONG SADS ALLOWED!!!!
     

    AngelWolfie

    Tiger Power!
    • 1,859
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    20
    Years
    Warning/Welcome!
    You are now aproaching Alasky (ul-ah-skie)
    "Land of the starlit skys"

    It is Illegal to enter this country withough the following:
    *Birth certificate
    *Driver's licence
    *Credit Card
    Things you should know about this country:
    *Arora Borilises are common
    *The farther noth you go, the longer it stays light
    *Winters are cold and harsh, summers are hot
    NOTE~Wolf hunting is ILLEAGAL!

    Quick Facts about our country:
    Official Language: English
    National Holidays: Wildflower Friday, Fishery Festival
    Typical Weather: Hot in summer, freezing in winter
    National Bird: Magpie
    National Flower: Lupine
    National Dish: Smoked salmon

    CAUTION: If you do enter, prepare---- For scorching wheather or feirce blizzards
     
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