"I can't breathe, I can't breathe...BUT I CAN FLY AND KILL!!"
"And here it is...KILL THE PARENTS, KILL THE KIDS. The human situation is a bad situation, because the human situation is all too human."
"Ow. Ow. I just kicked my own @ss!"
"Drugs, sex, and office supplies, should never be paid for."
"PIGS! Flithy pigs! Woman-hating pigs! Mexican-beating pigs! Men who subscribe to a law they don't even obey; you're gonna get pulled over by a PIG!!"
"Those slothful, hippie stoners...sparking one. Torching one. I'LL TORCH ONE! I'LL TORCH ONE WITH MY BUTANE FLAMETHROWER!! Why don't you spark up on that!?"
"This is not the sort of drug abuse that I perscribe."
"PCP. Crystal Meth. Hard alcohol...and for those of you going down to the park tonight, sterno is okay too."
"When I see young, strong Americans not SMASHED OUT OF THEIR SKULLS, well that makes me real nervous."
"A human mind is a terrible thing NOT to waste."
All by HENRY ROLLINS (aka God) ^_^ LOL
There's also one by Matt Groening that I enjoy: "Love is a snowmobile, racing across the tundra, when suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come."