"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, and maybe THAT would be enough blood! Uh, but probably not."- Blood Mage, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"It's only a flesh wound."- Footman, "Warcraft III"
"It's not the size of the hammer that counts. It's how you wield it."- Gryphon Rider, "Warcraft III"
"I never say 'nee.'"- Knight, "Warcraft III"
"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"Ugh, we ARE the dwarves."
"Oh."- Mortar Team, "Warcraft III"
"What's that?"
"Get your finger out of that bunghole!"- Mortar Team, "Warcraft III"
"You wanna get the undead? I'll tell you how to get the undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's how you get the undead."- Muradin Bronzebeard, "Warcraft III"
"You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you."- Peasant, "Warcraft III"
"We found a witch! May we burn her?"- Peasant, "Warcraft III"
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"- Peasant, "Warcraft III"
"A horse kicked me once. It hurt."- Peasant, "Warcraft III"
"I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"- Priest, "Warcraft III"
"Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucinations, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."- Priest, "Warcraft III"
"Guns don't kill people. I DO!!! Haha!"- Rifleman, "Warcraft III"
"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!"- Rifleman, "Warcraft III"
"You'll take me blunderbuss when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"- Rifleman, "Warcraft III"
"Click me baby, one more time."- Sorceress, "Warcraft III"
"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."- Sorceress, "Warcraft III"
"For the End of the World spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."- Sorceress, "Warcraft III"
"I never stole any buffs! I got receipts for everything."- Spellbreaker, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbeque."- Spellbreaker, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I stole your precious."- Spellbreaker, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"Yeah, you can get a nickel for boosting Starfall, but jacking Heal's a ten-day stint in county. Now, lifting Faerie Fire? They just let you go for that. It's not even worth the paperwork. But Reincarnate? Man, that'll get you life!"- Spellbreaker, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"Let's move. Five-meter spread, no sound."- Archer, "Warcraft III"
"My release date's been changed!"- Archer, "Warcraft III"
"Shot through the heart, and I'm to blame."- Archer, "Warcraft III"
"Only YOU can prevent forest fires."- Druid of the Claw, "Warcraft III"
"I'd rather be hibernating!"- Druid of the Claw, "Warcraft III"
"He wasn't fuzzy, was he?"- Druid of the Claw, "Warcraft III"
"I'm not the dryad you're looking for."- Dryad, "Warcraft III"
"Feel the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!"- Dryad, "Warcraft III"
"I'm not in season!"- Dryad, "Warcraft III"
"I don't reveal much on the mini-map. It's all my fault."- Dryad, "Warcraft III"
"I'll attract the enemy with my human call. 'I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!'"- Dryad, "Warcraft III"
"Demon blood is thicker than... regular... blood."- Demon Hunter, "Warcraft III"
"Darkness called, but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled, 'Pick up the phone, Darkness!' but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."- Demon Hunter, "Warcraft III"
"We always land on our feet."- Priestess of the Moon, "Warcraft III"
"Curiosity killed my last ride."- Priestess of the Moon, "Warcraft III"
"I got my tiger used from Siegfried and Roy."- Priestess of the Moon, "Warcraft III"
"When a treant falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"- Priestess of the Moon, "Warcraft III"
"Look at the rack on this thing."- Hippogryph Rider, "Warcraft III"
"Who's a little fluffy-wuffy?"- Hippogryph Rider, "Warcraft III"
"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks can rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand in-- OW!!!"- Hippogryph Rider, "Warcraft III"
"Give a hoot. Don't pollute."- Huntress, "Warcraft III"
"I see... absolutely nothing."- Illidan, "Warcraft III"
"Wings, horns, hooves--what do we say? Is this Diablo?"- Illidan, "Warcraft III"
"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."- Keeper of the Grove, "Warcraft III"
"Feel natural, nature's way."- Keeper of the Grove, "Warcraft III"
"When it absolutely, positively has to be there in one day-night cycle."- Runner, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"When you care enough to send the very best, send someone else."- Runner, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"Justice may be blind, but I'm not."- Warden, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I wish my bow was socketed."- Shandris, "Warcraft III"
"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"- Grunt, "Warcraft III"
"Me no sound like Yoda. Do I?"- Grunt, "Warcraft III"
"I'm hungry like the wolf!"- Raider, "Warcraft III"
"I've lost my head! It was about, uh, yay big. I was keeping it on my spear. If you find it, let me know."- Rokhan, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I say, y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here."- Spirit Walker, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"FEAR MY MOO OF FURY!!! Moooo."- Spirit Walker, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"Shut up! The bat can't hear where he's going!"- Troll Batrider, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"We be jammin'!"- Witch Doctor, "Warcraft III"
"It's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!!!"- Witch Doctor, "Warcraft III"
"Soylent Gray is made from trolls!"- Witch Doctor, "Warcraft III"
"All I see is blackness. Oh, my hood's down."- Acolyte, "Warcraft III"
"My life for Aiur! Uh, I mean Ner'zhul."- Acolyte, "Warcraft III"
"Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246."- Acolyte, "Warcraft III"
"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny... and your dental."- Acolyte, "Warcraft III"
"U-N-D-E-A-D. Find out what it means to me!"- Banshee, "Warcraft III"
"I hate you, I HATE YOU!!! Call me."- Banshee, "Warcraft III"
"Spider sense... tingling."- Crypt Fiend, "Warcraft III"
"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"- Dread Lord, "Warcraft III"
"This is not a dress. It's the standard Dread Lord uniform."- Dread Lord, "Warcraft III"
"And then, after I overthrow this fool-- Oh, hello! I didn't know you were there."- Dread Lord, "Warcraft III"
"I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."- Lich, "Warcraft III"
"I am the ghost of Warcraft past."- Lich, "Warcraft III"
"You should see the skeletons in MY closet."- Lich, "Warcraft III"
"You are the Weakest Lich! Goodbye!"- Lich, "Warcraft III"
"The Cult of the ****ed! I need to print more brochures."- Kel'Thuzad, "Warcraft III"
"I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!"- Kel'Thuzad, "Warcraft III"
"Fifty thousand gold a year in child care, and they call it a cult?!"- Kel'Thuzad, "Warcraft III"
"Every man lives! Not every man truly dies!"- Necromancer, "Warcraft III"
"I see undead people."- Necromancer, "Warcraft III"
"Humans check in. They don't check out."- Crypt Lord, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I'm the fifth Beatle."- Crypt Lord, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs."- Crypt Lord, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I'm having a mid-death crisis."- Shade, "Warcraft III"
"Darkness... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."- Tichondrius, "Warcraft III"
"We're not a cult, so much as a maniacal group of fanatical blade-wielding zealots."- Varimathras, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of-- What were we talking about?"- Varimathras, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
"Don't worry about the fine print. The soul-consumption clause is never executed."- Varimathras, "Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne"
