I was getting out of bed just now in the middle of the night to refill my cat's pet bowl with water. After I accomplished my mission I fumbled back to bed, but bumped my leg against the bed's hardwood and irom panneled footboard in the dark It broke the skin on my leg, I can feel the blood. My shin is throbbing with pain. Wounded in action in the name of my Shadow Cat! A martyr's fate.
My work in service to the crown is not yet done. I hear my cat's meow right now, demanding that I change his litter box. I can't fall in action just yet!
My lord cat mocks me. While going to the storage bin for the litter he leapt on top of the lid, using all 20 lbs of his furry body to keep the box shut. He won't move a muscle.