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Your worst fears (Funny version!)

Homeskulled Kid

Homeskulled Kid

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    We all have our fears, but most of them are predictable in gravity - like terrible things happening to your family or getting crippled. Depressing. No one wants to think or hear about that.

    So what are your more comic fears? Like manning a hot air balloon without prior tutoring or a scary director shouting at you, for example. Remember not to be grim, yo.
     
    Oddly, my fear is related to actual gravity.

    I've wondered what will happen if everybody starts to rise into space like a balloon. Then I wonder what I would grab onto. Looking at something high up and thinking about this makes me dizzy.

    I don't even have an actual fear of heights, provided there's a rail.
     
    Three words: fucking spiders, man.

    I was reading a book on entomology and I those travesties of creation and I started to freak out. I had to close my eyes and sew my mouth up with a pencil tip and the thread runoff from my sweater so that I didn't scream. Then I envisioned a spider above me later, a huge one that was poised to fucking touch me and I started to hyperventilate and laugh hysterically. Hysterical laughter either means extreme pain or extreme agh for me. When something is funny I groan and double over.

    - Then its food residue. And food of a certain texture. They give me severe anxiety.

    - Getting shouted at by directors who demand to know why I can't remember a line and why I keep getting a Nigerian accent.

    - Being chased by lumbering people. Or people with bad posture.

    - Being forced to eat spiders.

    - Food residue touching me.

    - Witches.

    The list goes on. And on. And on and on and on.
     
    EDIT: Oh, read the first post. This is COMIC fears. So i'll just state what i'm afraid of now (not what i've been getting more so over lately), cuz its actually kinda funny IMO.

    My hugest fear right now might be taking out the trash xD I.....get extremely embaressed and stuff about handling filth/garbage in general o_o; and it scares me.

    Hmn, this thread may of helped me figure out what i'm REALLY afraid of NOW: Embaresment...

    I find that pretty funny really. But next post I shall talk about some childhood fears. Some stuff that scared me as a kid....roflmao xD Kids can have the funniest fears, and I sure wasn't an exception! One fear i think will especially be funny to people on this forum. You'll understand when i post it :P
     
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