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You're obsessed with Pokemon when...

169. When you open a tasteless beauty shop.

170. When you try to command a round balloon.

171. When you have a Pokemon Sing Along contest.
 
172. When you start comparing Pokemon to reality (I'm guilty...is this one taken?), i.e. you think that fish are either Magikarp or Goldeen, you start calling your dog Growlithe or Poochyena, you start calling your cat Skitty, Meowth, Delcatty, or Persian(guilty of the cat one...my cat is my Delcatty)
 
173. Every time you sit down to play cards, you start hearing "Let's Duel!" in your head...even if you're fixing to play Go Fish
174. You wonder why those poker players on TV don't get medals when they win
175. You make a tape of your 2 B A Master CD and sing along with it out loud on the bus
 
173. You're going to a forest and if you're obsessed you're looking for a Metapod lying under the tree
174. You are on a Dakar Rally on a desert. Music from the mini-radio you taken with you starts to play because someone accidentally pushed the "Play Normal Radio" button and you're looking for a Flygon
175. When you see a rat you look if it has violet fur, because violet fur rats are Rattatas
176. When moon is on the sky, you see if it has red eyes because a floating red eyed moon is a Lunatone
 
Sorry If any of these have been said.
You think that pressing up + B to catch the pokemon easier works with eevry pokemon game
You hope your kittens know how to throw coins.
You eat random berries to see if it'll cure a scratch.
You walk into random peoples houses not expecting to get yelled at.
You Listen to your watch when you hear a phone ring (Pokegear reference)
You swear your cat can talk.
You try to ride your parakeet (Anyone else notice you can ride pidgey, with a height and weight of 1'0'' and 4 lbs. across an entire map?)
 
I have track...

187. All those of the opposite gender are afraid of you since you started liking Brock
188. You beg for a flute and five years of lessons just so you can try to catch a Snorlax
189. Your private phone number is 767-3666 since that spells out POK-EMON
190. You want to see the PokePark (guilty)
 
EmeraldSky said:
I have track...

187. All those of the opposite gender are afraid of you since you started liking Brock
188. You beg for a flute and five years of lessons just so you can try to catch a Snorlax
189. Your private phone number is 767-3666 since that spells out POK-EMON
190. You want to see the PokePark (guilty)
Click to expand...
i'm so guilty of the last one
191:you grab a ball when a cat comes near and say that skitty's mine then you throw the ball
 
192. You start a petition to get a PokePark created in your area
193. You get a job at Nintendo because several people liked the Pokemon fanfic you wrote
194. You have so much Pokemerchandise, the Pokemon Centers order from you
195. You see a flash of light and think its Mew
 
196-you soon realize that you may be hauntede by gengar and such...
197-you wish you could travel back in time to meet celebi
198-when you watch other shows (like yugioh) you complain that he should have played a card that never existed there but did in pokemon (long winded...)
199-you hope that, when police are chasing people down on COPS, there will be a growlithe in the line of the camera.
200-you RP constantly with pokemon people even though they have nothing to do with what you're currently doing.

Whew...200........I think this Gravy Train is gonna keep on chuggin...
 
201. You lie awake at night wondering what will happen in the Diamond/Pearl episodes
202. You talk to your games (guilty
203. You go through countless bottles of styling gel in an attempt to get your hair to look like Jessie's
204. You practice squinting so you can look like Brock
205. You can hold said squint for hours on end
 
I only have one that I can think of:

When you call an animal a pokemon.
 
206 (my friend came up with this one) when you ask someone their favorite color, and they reply to either 'red, blue or yellow', You say 'Dude...those are outdated. Try 'Ruby or Sapphire'."
207 you call the police station and ask for 'Officer Jenny'
208 you call the hospital and ask for 'Nurse Joy'
209 when you actually go to said 'hospital', you bring a toy pokeball to try and capture a chansy or blissey.
210 (friend again) when you bring your pet to the pet store and ask if anyone wants to link battle.
 
211 You think every pig will run to your house, steal a pearl and start to hop around your house like crazy
 
212. Your baseball skills have gotton progressively worse now that your pitch now follows Ash's Poke Ball toss
213. You look up at the stars and wonder which one is Jirachi
 
214. You think every locked truck that has a normal mouse in that cries, has Mew.
 
215 you hope your duck use psychic after you hit it's head like psyduck use psychic
 
216. You sing the theme song in the shower
217. You talk to your Pokemon posters, and you think they talk back
218. Your teacher recognizes your "I'm-daydreaming-about-Pokemon" face
219. You flunk a history test because you put Pokemon characters, places, and things as the answers
220. You write letters to the Pokemon characters
 
221-even if you've run clean of ideas, you still post in a 'obsessed with pokemon' thread hoping you'll come up with something.
 
222- when you daydream about your own Blissey,Sneasel,Gardevoir and Chikorita (Guilty)
 
223. You think that every fox are psychic experts.
224. You think that every vulpine shoots fire.
225. You write about POkemon in every single composition and essay.
226. You go to pet stores to ask if they sell your favourite Pokemon.
 
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