If you met Justin Bieber...

[SparklingMistral]

Three things.

1. Get him to sign all of his CDs multiple times and give them to me. Then sell said CDs on eBay and to my friends and make profit. (:
2. Scream.
3. Some form of abuse.

In that exact order as well. (:

 

[FreakyLocz14]

I'd make friends with him. Give him a break, he's just a kid after all. He seems like a genuinely sweet guy.
And plus he's rich so being friends wouldn't hurt.

 

[cesa]

I'll kill him, don't know why lol

 

[TwinkleClefable]

I'd catch him in a Pokeball.

Gotta Bieber them all, Biebermons!

 

[BHwolfgang]

I'd ask him if he would like to have Peter Chao be featured in his next video. (:

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Lesee... *Pulls out a list 20 KM long*
Here's my favourites:
Throw him in the trash
Throw him in a pool
Throw him in Chuck Norris's mouth a shark's mouth
FIRE MAH LAZOR!!!!
Kamehameha X10 him.
Force him to hear "so i herd you like Mudkipz you idiot" for a century, nonstop.
Killl his pet.
Kill his Chuck Norris.
Set Pedobear on him.
Set Vegeta and Chuck Norris on him.
Set a Mudkip on him.
Set The Wiggles on him.
Set Andy Griffths and Terry Denton on him.
Set HAL 9000 on him.
Those are my favourites.

I'd pick him up, hang him upside down, dunk his head into a bucket of water and mop the floor of some nasty bathroom.

Then I would do something that if I mentioned, it would get me a warning here. It has something to do with a big black man though.

Every nerve of my body would be tempted to piledrive him into the pavement and slit him open, then curb stomp him all over until his bodily entrails were nothing but a bloody pulp.

Too graphic for you? I apologize. I wouldn't be able to do that anyway since there would be too many 12-year old girls crowding the area around him. Also, because I'd likely get a life sentence in prison.

Take him to a windowless supply shed and give him a long, painful,death while he listens to his own terrible music. Then take his corpse and run it over with a truck.

This is ridiculous. There's only one thing I can say.

Get a life.

 

[FreakyLocz14]

I would also kiss him if I wasn't already married to Chris Brown...

(stops day dreaming)

I would go pick him a flower but it turned out to be a Venus Flytrap that bit me in the head so I killed it and got him a piece of grass instead.... And throw a gummy bear at him just for fun.

 

[Maraala]

Ummm... lets see

-Slap him with a wet fish (sawwy but it sounds so fun!)
-Put him in the spongy room, have him listen to his own music and have him in a straight jacket so he has no way to cover his ears
-Pretend I'm Lil Slugger (from Paranoia Agent) and knock him out and then beat him
-Sell his organs on the Black Market
-Strangle him and throw his dead body into a crowd of his millons of brainwashed obsessed fans so they can rape his dead body
-And many, many more!

 

[Joeyjoe9876]

Death. Horrible, painful, slow, torturous death.

gotta say I'd do that. I don't like him too much

 

[MegaKuriboh]

I would say B***** you can't sing and I'd kick her in the place were balls were sapposed to be!
He shamed canadians, Usher, Soulja Boy, Sean Kingston and Ludacris!
The miserable b****!
Nah but I'm not that mean I'd probally get a pic for the girls!

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Ummm... lets see

-Slap him with a wet fish (sawwy but it sounds so fun!)
-Put him in the spongy room, have him listen to his own music and have him in a straight jacket so he has no way to cover his ears
-Pretend I'm Lil Slugger (from Paranoia Agent) and knock him out and then beat him
-Sell his organs on the Black Market
-Strangle him and throw his dead body into a crowd of his millons of brainwashed obsessed fans so they can rape his dead body
-And many, many more!

Ummm... lets see

-Get a life

 

[Luck]

Well, I'd definitely point out that I was confused about his gender for a while and that he is completely overrated and will be forgotten in a few years, but I don't actually wish harm on the kid.
Robert Pattinson when he plays as Edward Cullen on the other hand…

Ummm... lets see

-Get a life

That's not really the most intelligent of responses, but go crazy. I guarantee that none of the people here would do it, even if they were given the opportunity to get away with it.

 

[loliwin]

@Ninja Caterpie: It just shows how much they hate him.

Deal with it, really. :D

 

[Faline]

Definetely would hug him, take some pictures and autograph. <3

 

[Thorns]

Why is Justin Bieber Targeted So Much?

In the few recent years, I've noticed that a large group of people seem target Justin Bieber in a negative way. I really don't see why he gets this bad reputation when he's really done nothing wrong.

I actually admire him. He's a teen, like a lot of us, but he pursued his dream and he got it. I think that's quite admirable.

But people, most of whom I think have and will never get their dreams if they live to stomp all over others, make fun of someone else who actually got their dream.

I personally think these people are really making fun of themselves because they obviously have no life if they make fun of this 16 year old.

What do you think?

Do you think what's happening here is also wrong or do you stand by these "people'?

 

[Gymnotide]

Belongs in OE~

Anyway, I don't really care much for him, but I do find it funny that he walks into doors and doesn't know what German is. Sure, we do lots of stupid things on a daily basis, but he gets the publicity lawl

Also, I'm a bit disconcerted whenever people talk about how attractive he is, since... No. *shudder* But that's a subjective thing.

edit Also I hate his music. It's cheesy and not my thing :)

Click me: https://gizmodo.com/5547026/rid-the-internet-of-all-mentions-of-justin-bieber-with-a-firefox-add+on

 

[Saltare.]

Finally someone agrees with me!

I am a big Justin Bieber fan and a lot of people I know are haters.

Don't make fun of his because his voice is still developing -_- really? That's the only thing anyone makes fun of him for. His voice is still developing. He is only sixteen. Don't be jealous because he has over 3 million girls wanting him.

He is living his dream that he never thought would be possible. From a normal kid living in the small town of Stratford, Canada to being a star.

But haters can hate. If it wasn't for Justin Bieber, his haters wouldn't have anything to hate. They have nothing better to do than hate on a sixteen year old boy whom they don't even know.

 

[Spinor]

Keep in mind some Justin Beaver haters are actually Fan Haters (Like me) who target the fans that are insanely addicted to Justin Beaver and claim that they are dating him. And we make fun of him for the lulz just to annoy the fans (Or troll them, whatever). Because it's natural for humanity to hate stupidity/insanity/whatever the hell is up with these pre-teen girls.

As for real Justin Beaver haters... I have no idea o_0' really.

 

[FreakyLocz14]

If you don't have haters, then you ain't doing something right I always say.

Girls like him, ain't nothing wrong with having girls after you. I thought most guys admire that.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Keep in mind some Justin Beaver haters are actually Fan Haters (Like me) who target the fans that are insanely addicted to Justin Beaver and claim that they are dating him. And we make fun of him for the lulz just to annoy the fans (Or troll them, whatever). Because it's natural for humanity to hate stupidity/insanity/whatever the hell is up with these pre-teen girls.

As for real Justin Beaver haters... I have no idea o_0' really.

This. although, honestly, those that "HATE JUSTIN BEAVER AND HIS FANS!!!!!111" are just as bad as those that "LUUUUURV JUSTIEE!!!!!!11111 <##333333"