I have a user to report. In fact, I have a whole conversation.
Someone named 'Aznman' was offering some awesome sounding pokemon. Exact quote:
<Aznman> trading a shiny adamant metagross with max IVs in every stat with 405 atk, im trading an alakazam with 339 speed and 405 sp atk, trading an umbreon with 394 spdef and 319 def and 394 hp, trading a milotic with mirror coat and 350 sp def , a rampardos with 431 atk, a porygonZ with 385 sp atk, trading an electivire with 365 atk, a mewtwo with 352 speed and 444 sp atk, and a vaporeon with 454 hp and 316 sp atk, a skarmory with (end of quote).
Not having noticed he said it was shiny, the Metagross sounded interesting to me. I briefly contemplated the thought that he hacked it, but discarded the idea...some people are picky with their iv's.
So I message this fellow. And realize some more things about other pokemon he was offering.
<genus> hullo
<genus> the Metagross interests me
<genus> I'll get a link of things I have
<Aznman> do u have anything AMAZING
<genus> yes I do :o
<Aznman> k
<genus> everything I own is bred for high iv's
<Aznman> \tell me
<Aznman> k
<Aznman> k
<Aznman> list them
<genus> getting a topic
<Aznman> k
<genus> I'll probably forget some if I list
<Aznman> k
<genus> bah, pc is being slow for me
<Aznman> k
<genus> also does the Umbreon know Baton Pass
<Aznman> thats fine
<Aznman> no
<Aznman> sorry
<genus> ah well
<Aznman> wat?
<genus> hm...
<genus> what does the Umbreon know?
<Aznman> hold on
<Aznman> toxic, moonlight, confuse ray and substitute
<genus> (Edit:removed URL to deal with forum ad control)
<Aznman> k
<genus> things I have
<genus> what are its stats again?
<Aznman> hold on
<genus> also I have a swift swim kingdra
<Aznman> im looking at website
<genus> which I forgot to write down
<genus> the umbreon I don't want actually
<Aznman> wats weavils stats
<genus> since it's impossible to have those exact stats
<genus> the iv is 31 for attack, speed, and hp
<Aznman> wat?
<genus> the weavile
<genus> you know about iv's, right?
<genus> I'll reword this
<Aznman> wat?
<genus> let me see...
<genus> its attack is 372 and its speed is 249
<genus> *349
<genus> anyways, I don't think I'm interested since your Umbreon is hacked
<Aznman> its not
<Aznman> lol
<genus> and I don't know what other illegitimate pokemon you're offering
<Aznman> its legit
<Aznman> its not hacked
<genus> (Edit: Removed URL to deal with forum ad control)
<genus> scroll to the bottom
<Aznman> it has max IVs in every stat
<genus> you're telling me you gave it 252 ev's in all stats with perfect iv's and you have a nature increasing all stats?
<Aznman> imnot stupid
<Aznman> its legit
<Aznman> r u retarded
<genus> max hp-394
<genus> it has that
<Aznman> yup
<genus> max defense-350...that it doesn't have
<genus> it has 319
<genus> meaning you ev trained it to max in defense and hp, right?
<Aznman> it has 319
<Aznman> it has 319 def
<genus> then, special defense
<genus> 394
<genus> the max you can have
<Aznman> 394
<Aznman> so
<Aznman> thats possible to have
<genus> right but it's not possible to have that and 2 other stats at their respective maxes
<Aznman> theyre max at neureal nature
<genus> you clearly don't know how ev's/iv's work
<Aznman> i know owthey work
<genus> yeah, they are...but you would have had to use 756 ev's to get that combination of stats
<genus> the max is 510
<Aznman> r uj retarded
<genus> friend code?
<Aznman> wat we trading?
<genus> yeah
<genus> 1031-7708-7896 on my end
<genus> your code?
<Aznman> wait, i forgot wat we were trading
<genus> pick something you want, and post your code
<Aznman> k, hold on, for umbreon?
<Aznman> adamant weavile plz
<Aznman> adam 3093 3743 3142
<Aznman> and my umbreon isnt hacked
<Aznman> wait, im trading someone now, give me 5 min
<Aznman> k?
<Aznman> ?
<Aznman> u here?
<Aznman> hello?
<Aznman> k bye
<-- Aznman has quit (Serebii.net Rules!!)
The Umbreon is hacked or he's a scammer lying about stats. I didn't get a chance to actually see it, but I'd classify this fellow as rather suspicious...other users may want to exercise caution when dealing with him.
Condensed:
Name-Aznman
Friend Code-3093 3743 3142
IP (yes, I am rather observant)-*@adsl-75-34-226-126.dsl.irvnca.sbcglobal.net