Dear anonymous,
You're my friend. But you're also such an idiot sometimes. Grow a pair, and be confident in yourself. And for the love of ****ing god, do something about your ex. You're only hurting yourself by being with her. Most of all, though, you should know by now that I'm straight up. If I'm blunt as hell with you, it's because you're someone I believe deserves to know exactly how to change, and I relay that message. Don't give me crap for it. I haven't been blunt with you yet, so you haven't even seen how serious I can get. Cause you sir need a talking to.
Dear anonymous,
It takes a lot of self control to not kill someone. Be happy I have self control.