The Daily Chit-Chat

[Limey-chan]

Wow, it's been a while since I posted in here.

Ugh, it's almost 5.30am. Why am I even still awake? ._.

 

[Xebelleon]

I'm half tempted to visit a bookie and make bets on next Asian country to get an earthquake...

 

[Luck]

Apparently every country wants to get an earthquake these days.

 

[Yuukihime]

It's the new fad. e-e. Darn, I thought only the San Andres fault livers were allowed to freak over earthquakes.

./just so happens to be a San Andreas fault liver

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

It's the new fad. e-e. Darn, I thought only the San Andres fault livers were allowed to freak over earthquakes.

./just so happens to be a San Andreas fault liver

It's always about yourself, isn't it?

 

[Tree_x]

It's the new fad. e-e. Darn, I thought only the San Andres fault livers were allowed to freak over earthquakes.

./just so happens to be a San Andreas fault liver

Haha me to it is actully right behind the Mountains of where i live n,n

 

[Human]

Your jokes aren't tasteless enough Ryo. This is the kind of joke you should be making.

A catholic priest and a rabbi were walking down the street. They saw a little kid.
The Catholic priest said "I wanna screw that kid." The rabbi replied "Screw him out of what?"

That's so good . :laugh:

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Is it just me or does this:

she is lucky because she is flat ;;;;;;;

Sound kind of funny? =|

 

[Ho-Oh]

I can do that I don't know what is up with that.

^ This is the funniest out of all the jokes posted.

tho the DCC did make me lol.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Yes, it made me lol. Good DCC.

 

[Tombstone975]

Is it just me or does this:



Sound kind of funny? =|

Ahaha! That made me insanely giggle. ^^

 

[Code]

Hello peeps! Wait...you are laughing at a person who is flat?
That's so mean! XD

 

[Witch]

Flat chests, religious jokes, & earthquakes...Another rowsing morning at the DCC <3

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Laughing at my girlfriend wanting to be flat is not nice. =x

Especially in an out-of-context manner as that.

 

[Code]

"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Chuck Norris' first sexual experience.

XD

I don't make religious jokes, that's just wrong. It's like I'm making fun of that religion.

I agree with you...

I make fun of religions that deserve to be made fun of. Too bad Scientology doesn't have that much since it embarrasses itself with Xenu and Tom Cruise.

No religion deserves to be made fun of. You may disagree with their ways, but it's is truly disrespectful to make fun of them. That's why I don't really like Family Guy....

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

I don't make religious jokes myself, but if someone comes up with one, I won't hesitate to laugh. ^^ Whether it be my own religion (usually is) or another, if it's a good joke, I'll laugh. I'll put aside all the anti-religious crap and just laugh at the joke.

 

[Yusshin]

There are some things you shouldn't laugh about; everything has its limits.

I personally don't laugh at any religion. I do find scientology a bit silly, but I don't laugh at it. I just can't see myself believing it, that's all.

When someone bashes a religion, joking or just out of ignorance, I always take the time to correct them. I know a lot about Christanity from being born into a Christian family, and once I realized a lot of things in it didn't make sense to me (i.e. Jesus is "God"; if Jesus was God, who was he praying to all of that time?), I changed to a religion that did make sense: Islam. I respect everyone's point of view, but I'm judgmental as well. If something is obviously quirky and non-consistent, I'll bring it up in a mindful manner.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

DID SOMEONE SAY FLAT CHESTS?

Yeah, I hate girl breasts. *is brick'd*

 

[Witch]

Lol girl breasts?! So, do you like guy breasts better?

 

[Yusshin]

Lol girl breasts?! So, do you like guy breasts better?

I once saw a man with bigger breasts than me.

It scarred me.

To avoid, "haha you have mole-hole boobs", I'm a 40D :s