Gummy
by fire be P U R G E D
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- Seen Dec 26, 2013
Klippy says:
*Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of gummies.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of gummies.
Evan: Gummies? Like a Gushers gummy?
Seth: Yes. Like a Gushers gummy. I'd just sit there hours on end drawing gummies. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the gush of a gummy.
Evan: That's ****ed.
Seth: No ****. It's really ****ed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing gummies to save my own life.
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
*Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole gummy operation. Even I thought I was ****ing crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my gummy drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, gushy, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
*Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your gummy?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox gummy treasure chest and he ****ing flips out.
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of Gushers devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these gummy questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like Gushers gummies. No grapes, no popcorn... You know how many foods are shaped like gummies? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.
Gummibär ♣ says:
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*Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of gummies.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of gummies.
Evan: Gummies? Like a Gushers gummy?
Seth: Yes. Like a Gushers gummy. I'd just sit there hours on end drawing gummies. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the gush of a gummy.
Evan: That's ****ed.
Seth: No ****. It's really ****ed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing gummies to save my own life.
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
*Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole gummy operation. Even I thought I was ****ing crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my gummy drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, gushy, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
*Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your gummy?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox gummy treasure chest and he ****ing flips out.
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of Gushers devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these gummy questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like Gushers gummies. No grapes, no popcorn... You know how many foods are shaped like gummies? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.
Gummibär ♣ says:
*I
*Love
*You
