Ugh. I dunno. Yes... no. Sorta? Whatever.
I'm tired of Eevee.
Alright, I'll say this much. It's cuter than the last couple of evolutions have been. And I'm dating that back to Espeon and Umbreon, which I'm sure will irk someone. But it really is, if I'm just taking it at face value and nothing more. It's like an alternate Vaporeon crossed with Espeon, and the design isn't complex.
On the other hand, the bows and ribbons freak me out. Normally, I'd be okay with dressing up a Pokemon, but I'm doubting those are accessories. And if they aren't, then we have a problem.
"What in the heck is that thing growing out of your neck!?"
So... whatever. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Eevee evolutions induce the doldrums, I'm literally tired of typing about it. Start a new family of Pokemon with the same appeal or something.