''NPC Quotes!''

[Altair1]

Ever come across some memorable dialogue in the Pokemon games? Whether it be humorous, confusing, meaningful, deep or all of the above!
What quotes stand out to you?

 

[Bobith]

"Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas."

 

[Ahri]

"Hello there, sweetie pie! Have I got a deal just for you! I'll let you have a secret Pokémon- a Magikarp- for just $500. So you'll buy it, am I right?"
-insert "No" here-
"No? You say no? I'm only doing this as a favour to you!"

"I love shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

"Did you touch me?"
-insert battle here-
"That's it?"

 

[pokemonmercury]

"Why keep it a secret! I'm the Water Pokémon Expert! Huh? You don't know me."
-Battle-
"I thought I wasn't too bad,if I may say so, but I guess not... Bleah...

 

[Altair1]

Some humorous quotes there ;P ...Here's a couple I'd thought I'd share!

Fisherman: ''Did I become a fisherman because I am patient, or did fishing make me patient? That is the question.'' *Battle starts*

Swimmer (female): ''Would you mind helping me out with my sunblock? ... Oh wait, don't tell me you'd rather battle Pokemon!''

 

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Warden: "Hif fuff hefifoo! Ha lof ha feef ee hafahi ho. Heff hee fwee!"

 

[Joobell]

Youngster Ben: "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
Just seems to stand out to me o.O

 

[sρεcтяα]

A person favourite of mine is "This Gym is great! It's full of women!" said by the old man outside of Cerulean Gym...pre-fourth gen, anyway. That the old man sprite looks a lot like Master Roshi doesn't help matters. xD

 

[Mirari]

A classic one hahahaha

 

[CliCliW]

A classic one hahahaha

hahaha I love it! Is that one of the later cities in Hoenn? It's brilliant!

I think I'm gonna have to go with "Hi, I like shorts. They're comfy and Easy to wear!"

"Eek! did you touch me?"

No sure what else really...

 

[SuperEspeon]

My favorite one has to be the Black Belt at the entrance to Amity Square in DPP,
"I'm appalled! They refused entry to my Pokemon! Oh, my poor Gyarados and Steelix! This is discrimination!"

 

[HSV15]

'What! Don't sneak up on me!' - Super Nerd Jovan - Mt Moon (FR/LG)

 

[CliCliW]

"The air is tasty here!" - random hoenn kid :)

 

[Turnip]

I seem to remember there's a guy having trouble with his little daughter. He says:

"I've been saying (insert word here) to amuse her lately."

The player chooses the word. And it can be anything. ANYTHING.

 

[lmcde22]

Youngster: Hey! You're not wearing shorts! What's wrong with you?

and my favourite is obviously:

Juggler: Oops! I dropped my balls!

hahahaha gets me everytime. It's so classic

 

[Mirari]

I seem to remember there's a guy having trouble with his little daughter. He says:

"I've been saying (insert word here) to amuse her lately."

The player chooses the word. And it can be anything. ANYTHING.

Come on, don't be mean to the little girl...

What's even weirder is that the "correct" word is actually just a gibberish, like WLAKJHSAJLSAL. Why she finds it funny, I have no idea...

 

[Brendino]

Aside from the ones that've already been brought up, this quote is one that you can't quite forget.

 

[waveguidebuizel]

The youngster shorts quote is super memorable! I remember a girl in Humilau saying that her dress is comfy and easy to wear. Also, I've seen this quote referenced in a non-Pokémon game! :D

Another random one I liked is "I lost because I didn't eat enough pizza." One of Maylene's Black Belts say that if you speak to him after defeating him.

 

[lineofdeath]

dp had some very funny ones, i cand remember them all but,
the kid in oreburgh calling you a noob

 

[Hikamaru]

"I meant to make your head spin, but I was shocked instead."
- Elesa, Black and White

"I will defeat the Champion and become unbeatable unlike any other!"
- N, Black and White

Yeah, 5th Gen definitely won it out for me as far as quotes go. Some were just utterly hilarious!