Alfieri

Something would go wrong as soon as they start using Pokémon as weapons.

Things such as Pokémon belong in their own universes. Mainly due to all the idiots we encounter in our daily lives.

I've heard a lot of people say that. No one would like a real life Beedril chasing 'em around, haha.

Insects do not bother me, and arachnids are plain awesome. Just like I told my best friend: I see beauty in the strangest of things. But yeah, I understand you, and it's a common phobia. :p

But, y'know, it's just one of those things that people still cannot comprehend.

I love arachnids, actually. I owned a tarantula, but it died a month before I finished school. *sob sob* I'm planning on getting another one in the future, but I still don't know what species.

Saaame. ;-; People think that I'm lucky, but I can assure them that being underweight is just as bad as being obese.

It's both a gift, and a curse. Kinda like fast metabolism. :p

I've always been patient. A lil' too patient, actually.

I imagine myself having fun whilst doing it, because I am a very patient person. :D

If only. >_> I definitely wouldn't recommend breeding/EV training to impatient people if their goal is a perfect team.

I use it all the time, actually. I recently had to reinstall Chrome, which resulted in my teams on Showdown getting deleted, so the randbat feature was my friend. :p

Yeah. :D Of course there is.

I only get to battle on Showdown, so it's mandatory to choose a tier there. The mega forms only, tho, and Mega Lucario was banned in OU. :p

No, Bartolomew would go to Fangirl Heaven. HAAAAILLL THE STRETCHY DINGALING

Both are good enough for me. I just couldn't get into the other tiers, y'know? Oh, and OU Mono deserves a mention.

OU all the way!

Gah, I suck at double battles. :c

The only disadvantage is its Truant ability.

Or... Slaking! :D