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It's like finding porn on the Internet; you just have to look for it a bit before you find too much. Trust me, I know.

Yes. There will be cake. And punch. I do not want people to mourn my death, but to celebrate the life of a god on earth. It only makes sense.

…You know, I was just saying in TCTI a while ago about how every convention always has a Cloud cosplayer. It must be a standard rule in cosplaying.

Nonsense. My funeral will be worldwide, but it will be kept a secret. I will only have the highest quality funeral for the few that converse with me! You have already received the invitation whether you remember getting it or not.

It doesn't get much better once you see French people and their many tattoos. You can't do Final Fantasy cosplay with piercings :<

Yes. You should be proud of yourself, so hold your head up high, for you actually know me.

It's even better when you see the worst cosplayers cosplaying their favorite character. It's supposed to be a homage but it's more of an insult.

Yes, it was, is, and forever will be. Not everyone is blessed with the ability to know me sadly.

No point, if you go to any Wiki site a fanboy will have already put Naruto as one of the ninjas there.

No, the happiest day of your life was when you met me n_n

He could be both, but I think the latter is more likely.

…I'm proud of you son.

Possibly, but Naruto still doesn't know that orange is a terrible color for blending in. Very un-ninja like.

You must visit Kotaku as well, if only for the awesome commenters.

You and your ninja responses :(

Yes, I did. Only because of Kotaku D:

Sorry, I never played Monkey Island :(

Ye lack all of the pillaging that a normal swashbuckling sea dog has.

…Yargh.

But they strike quickly without a moment's hesitation :(

Look, I'll debate over what a ninja is, but I'd really rather not. You know, being a pirate and all.

But ninjas are…they're fast :<

Would it really be a ninja reply if it was late though? D:

…You're not learning that good anymore :(

Sunkern>everything else.

Fine, I know above-common folk. :<

Good. Now…
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Sunkern is the most adorable pokemon. Remember that ^^

I know common folk now :D

Good, you learned now ^^

I AM A GOD.

Also, I am disappoint that you don't understand :(

God, you just don't understand :<

Alright then, night ^^

I'm LIKE a god only? :(

I already have a Cookie, but thanks for offering ^^

I know, everyone does D:
I wouldn't be here otherwise.

…Desu?