THE SCHOOLWORK PARADOX!!
And as if by MAGIC, or, better said, MAJYKKS, such SCHOOLWORK has trapped you within its HORRIBLE PLANS, which are disguised as a SIMPLE PROGRAMMING COURSE set to take place tomorrow. What we don't know, is that when you arrive and ALLOCATE your trusty BALL-POINT PEN within STRIFE MODE, schoolwork will be awaiting, and will succeed in trapping your soul within the INCIPISPHERE. Such fate cannot be stopped, for such is the strength of CAHOOTS. And as we all know, NOTHING stops CAHOOTS.
x3 Yeah, and now you got me into doing that too :O