jcsimpson

virtual high five for many reasons
A) you like ke$ha
B) you like pokemon
C) you are born in the same year as the almighty ke$ha
D) you are the only person who has actually messaged me about that sooo
YOU ROCK :)

HAHAHA, that name minus the N is apparently a slur for an Italian. I feel like I should give something to PC in return for teaching me a new insult.

Yep, fishy devil. I'm still 100% clueless on how that mandates censoring. It'd be better to save the asterisks for posts that contain Jersey and Shore in the same paragraph

Could you add a link to what you last reported, please? The system is broken for some reason D:

I'm freakin' magical. :D

Haha, they are hilarious.. the best part is the banter in between songs. They're totally cool guys offstage, too, although all but the singer wears a wig..

Oh god, it's begun. Waxing is the first step. Next you'll be craving Poison.

Yes.. I've been.. hm, diplomatically: "involuntarily acquainted" with the whole hair metal thing since I started dating the man I'm with. 15+ months of Ratt and Whitesnake and the only notable gained ability is to properly allude to Stryper in conversations.

PS, I am good at the internet, you're about to find out why

HAHAHA that's TERRIBLE! Could be worse tho, at least you weren't inspired by Stryper.

Hey, this is the internet and some still define 'long' on men as Beatles-esque. Glad to see you're actually rockin' it. Nice. :)

Haha, I hear ya. I've had friends who've been offered a job then ordered to take the test right there. One male friend had to whip it out in front of the lady who interviewed him. Pretty sure that's not something corporate was informed of.

Btw, re long hair, pics or it didn't happen

It was so 50/50 I was on pins and needles for two days. What made it worse initially - there's no way I can make this crap up - is that when my now-boss called with the results, he deadpanned verbatim: "so, Kristine, didn't realize you were into methamphetamines". I've never said "WHAT" so emphatically.

Yeah, that's pretty risky considering many labs (at least in the US) specifically test specimens for agents like that. I'd wager it depends on how lazy & thorough the tech is, though; once I took a test where they were unconcerned that I had a jacket on that obviously had stuff in the pockets.
(..sorry for that sentence structure)

Lowers the pH of the sample, ideally consumed the morning of the test but not sooner than 2 hours prior, depending on whether you're flushing yourself properly with water.

The vinegar was a last resort because I'd smoked ~36 hours before (weekend casual user). I drank a 16-oz glass of water every 15-30 minutes for 10 hours the day/night before the test.. that's likely what negged it rather than the vinegar, but who knows. I got very, very lucky and was interviewed at 1630 when the testing site closed at 1700.

As for actually drinking the ****, I nabbed a shot glass and took a shot of white wine vinegar. Came very near to vomiting when I realized I could still taste it halfway through. Choking on vinegar isn't pleasant.

Haha it's actually a girl looking down but looking back at it, I laughed so hard :)

I'm not sure...I just, hate the feel of them on my skin it makes my mouth dry and my head get dizzy so when I shove them in the box I can't see them and everything is okay but paper towels are fine ironically enough. I'm sort of the same way with wooden pencils, I either have to have a mechanical pencil or the soft lead kind.

You like choping? Trees down or hacking stuff up in general?