Juicy

ummm yeah..... ok.

It's probably because I'm so hot.

Look, I've come to the conclusion that there are several someones! makes me uncomfortableee.... there is nothing interesting about these conversations.

Hi!

So jealous you have blueberries :( my brother just bought me oportos because there is no food in his house. I am weeping openly... lol jks that would make me look less attractive, so I'm just crying on the inside instead.

You're so spastic. why are we even friends?? If you get lost I will laugh SO hard, because you probably have like $1 of credit left. HA HA HA

Not all the time! 8 is quite good... where into the world are you going? haha, you are such a battler.

You want to be silly? You don't have to be. What time did you wake up this morning?!

Well that is silly. You cant be literal all the time. I am losing the thread of this conversation. Go to sleep then! I see I just missed you on IRC again. ha ha ha

Yes, but you regularly miss the point when you are being literal! And where are you? I sign onto IRC at this respectable hour - and you are not there. So strange!

nah, I don't like your suggestion at all. go stab yourself in the hand

Yeah for pretty much the same reasons you will be, haha. I think I told you I went to a boxing class on Thursday - I'm still feeling it.

That is clearly just another way of saying shower! God, Charles! stop being so literal all the timeeee. and, that doesn't count. You must run a minimum of 3km.

I hate baths!! They are the worst! It's like sitting in your own filth. So unhygienic. I'm also choosing to overlook your remark about me doing my assignment in the bath, because I am a good person like that. Actually, you should go for a run - because cardio is the best thing before you start putting on muscle. Otherwise you'll look too solid! haha

same as usual man, I'm just tired and sore still. Yourself?

Interesting. ok good. go to the gym. I need to bathe, but I have wasted so much time doing nothing already.

yeh same bru. just bored is all. thought id say hi yea? yeah

Interesting maths, Charles. Don't be jealous that I'm not using skype as my mirror today ha ha. You should work on your 6 pack, since you are apparently doing nothing today.

hey wassup

Double lean? wtf are you on about, fool. Let's be honest, I'm mostly just looking at myself in the mirror. ha ha killing it