Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
WHOA OH OH
Hey, have you heard of the I Like Trains Kid?
He's pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him.
I dunno if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain,
But the only thing he ever says is
"I like trains."
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From birth, the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word.
Not even to his parents; not a single sound was heard.
But on the first day of school, the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said, "I like trains".
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They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help.
But Doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt.
He looked up at the doctor with this creepy little smile and
The I Like Trains kid said,
"I FEEL GREAT!"
He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife and
As they stood at the altar and prepared to say the vows
He put a ring on her finger and he said……………………………………
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Got bad grades?
I like trains!
Awkward date?
I like trains!
Don't like trains?
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