These are my favourite shorts.
Man 1: "Hey, Man look at my new dog!"
Man 2: "Oh that's pretty cool-" (Realises the dog is nonexistent) "AWW! There's no dog there!!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Man 2: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Both: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEUUUUUUUUU!"
Murderer: "DIE, potato!"
Potato: "Nooooooooooooooo!"
I Like Trains Kid: "I Like Trains."
Murderer: "Oh, no, no, no, WAIT -"
(Murderer and potato get killed by train)
Harold: "What are you up to, son?"
I Like Trains Kid: "I like trains."
Harold: "Ha ha ha. Yes you do."
*Somewhere else*
Bully: "Hey. You know who's gay? Y-"
(Bully and victim are hit by train)
Boy: (Has salad) "Mmm."
Man: "HHHRRRAAAAG!" (Shoulders him away knocking away his salad onto the table as he starts to punch it)
Boy: "What is wrong with you?! Stop it! Cut it out man; I don't want this!"
Boy: "Oh, what is happening? Why would you do this? I can't even---"
Man: "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!"
Boy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Boy: (Now punching man who is punching his salad)
Man: (Still punching the salad)
Teenager: "I'm gonna do an internet!" (Clicks a key on the keyboard and a rainbow of awesomeness comes out almost blowing him away, but he hangs on to the edge of the desk)
Teenager: "WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Man: "Well, I'm gonna do a book!" (Taps an open book but nothing happens)
Man: "Aww..."