17:26 Cadance he has a long history of marriages
17:26 Cadance he married me
17:26 Cadance 390702702 times
17:26 Cadance then Hayley
17:26 ButteredCoat XD
17:26 Cadance then Shiny
17:26 Ozzy ONLY 'COS YOU KEPT DIVORCING ME
17:26 Cadance then Ollie
17:26 ButteredCoat Also, 'that thing'?
17:26 Ozzy I'll have you know I've never actually ended one!
17:26 Ozzy Wait what I married Olli?
17:26 ButteredCoat I've been called that countless times
17:26 Ozzy Omg hot
17:26 ButteredCoat by everyone.
17:26 Cadance well you're a buttered coat
17:26 ButteredCoat XD
17:27 Cadance technically you're a thing
17:27 ButteredCoat ... Point taken
17:27 Ozzy Technically you're a thing smothered in another thing \o/
17:27 ButteredCoat hooray!
17:27 ButteredCoat can I be smothered in more things?
17:27 Cadance yes OzCake you married Olli
17:27 Ozzy throws jam jars at Snug
17:27 ButteredCoat .... I was thinking unicorns
17:27 Ozzy *unicorn jam
17:27 ButteredCoat D:
17:27 Ozzy 17:27 Cadance yes OzCake you married Olli
17:28 Ozzy When was this!
17:28 ButteredCoat D:
17:28 Ozzy Does he know?
17:28 Cadance yes
Despite me having no idea that this happened, this is legally binding.