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I'm sure the hivebrain of the internet will come together and solve the issue in 0.12 seconds if it ever became official anyway. That or someone else would come in and take over *cough*pornhub*cough*

Alright fam roast me

Just trying to work on myself, exercising more, saving money more, etc.

Hey guys I'm back! Just got out of a 3-year long relationship (I was the dumpee) but I'm in a much better spot now, how're you all?

I guess I'm one of the lucky few that always gets up to the sound of 1 alarm.

Omg same 2 days off ftw. Anywho though it's been a minute. I've been committing to losing weight and exercising and I'm down 5.3lbs (2.4kg) in just what 5 days? That's kinda crazy hoping to get down to my goal weight and thinking about a gym membership.

Yeah I don't have an issue like with the walking to work it's more that I work 9+ hour shifts on my feet the whole time and idk how I'll survive the walk home lmao.

I lived my entire highschool career with an old ripped up terrible looking sweatjacket, jeans, and crocs with socks. Truly I was the definition of American.

I mean honestly at this rate in my life simply lifting a pencil regularly would be good for me.

Speaking of transportation thinking about using my own 2 feet in order to relieve some excess weight from my body tomorrow morning and for many mornings to come. I usually wake up pretty early anyway so I'm thinking I have nothing to lose.

Damn dude you're hot like a parked car.

The only things I want are skills and experiences neither of which money can buy or if it can (like a trip to Europe for example) I wouldn't expect anyone to buy it for me. Other than those things I only want a cheesecake for my birthday and time to spend with my family and friends.

Driverless cars when

I'm moreso impressed by other's style than unimpressed generally speaking. You have to look pretty awful for me to even notice it.

Well at least they're giving you something out of it. Have they given you a car in the meantime to get around?