Yeah, I want to be completely alone, or at least not have my father around, before I actually can start web-chatting with you - the last thing that I want is for him to drop in on me whilst we're talking.
& speaking of my father, one time, he wound up soiling himself, & once he got into the bathroom, he was fumbling with the toilet seat (at least, that what he mentioned in one of his recent complaints.)
How the hell can you fumble a damn toilet seat?! It makes no sense at all!